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Ronaldo vs Messi

Two of the greatest football champions and we all know who is better.
by Random Words & Definitions November 22, 2023
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Messi vs IShowSpeed

Ishowspeed is a Ronaldo fan and Messi is the opposite of Ronaldo
by Random Words & Definitions November 22, 2023
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leo messi

leo messi is a better guy than swift or beyonce because they are fucking shit
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Messy Kitchen

When a woman's vagina smells like a sloppy Joe.
I was excited to get her panties off till I realized she had a Messy Kitchen
by All Bets Hedged December 12, 2023
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messy tacito

Similar to metal dan the messy tacito is a sex act

(that usually ends fatally due to infection or blood loss)

forcefully used by older people on male children, the messy tacito starts off by holding a child down to a flat surface on their back and the the leader of the sex act takes a pair of scissors and cuts off a small portion of the tip of the child's penis, the leader then starts to suck on the penis and hold the blood in the mouth before they turn the child around and spit it into the anus, they then keep their mouth on the anus waiting for the blood to be excreted back into their mouths and then spit it out into the child's mouth and makes them swallow. The act is repeated until the leader gets tired of it or the child dies
"That Jennifer lady is such a bitch, I hope someone does the messy tacito on their brat of a child"
by Retardedpineapple November 20, 2018
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Messy Messy

by Himynamaisfred March 18, 2019
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Messy Mishap

(N) When your shit is wet and loose. It requires multiple wipes and doesn’t clean up easily.
Dude I had a messy mishap. It was so messy it felt like there was a brown marker in my ass.
by McDeuce August 19, 2018
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