Mel

The best Jerry, the best!

You can fart on her in bed, (and although she’ll protest), she’ll love every second of you sharing.

You can enchant a Mel by serving them wine and yorkshire pudding.

Mel’s will do anything for love, but they won’t do that.

Pick up a Mel today for the low low price of your soul.

They are worth it <3

Enchant a Mel for a lifetime of happiness.

by EzW000 November 24, 2021

Mel

Best person ever, clearly the Sun of my life even though she’s a moon girl. Is always right and will always support her friends. Has the word “bouffon” too easy but is lovely anyway. <3

A : Do you know Mel ?
B : Yeah she just called me a bouffon.

by reby.redfox49 November 24, 2021

mel

junglecock (bts) army fan with a bright personality and a big dick. she throws colour into your life, as cum into your face. everyone needs a mel.

Hey, who is this girl?
Thats mel bro!!!
Wow, i need a mel.

by helloidkwhatimdoing.com November 24, 2021

to mel

1. to ignore when your friend ask you something

“ - did you mel me again?”

“ - sorry i ignored you 3 days ago
- stop melling me!!”

“to mel or not to mel today”

by FastRacc69 May 24, 2023

Mel Gibsoned

The state you find yourself in when you use a bong to smoke tabbaco

He won’t want to do the weekly grocery shop, he’s mel gibsoned

by Mel Gibsonion May 2, 2025

Mel

The most fucking adorable girl you'll ever goddamn meet. Morbidly obsessed with pink, but that's aight cus she's cute. Funny as shit, like u worry she gon run out of jokes but she dont cus it come so natural to her. nd she will fucking COOK u LMFAO dont bother standing up 2 her. A Mel brings out the confident, bold sides of you. She inspires you to step out your comfort zone & be unafraid. You'll be lucky to meet her, you'll be a changed person after you meet her.

idk mel's the epitome of hello kitty with a knife

by usernamedotpng April 5, 2024

Jell-O-Mel

An insult.

“You Jell-O-Mel! For fucks sake, keep up!”

by Bee Lord April 20, 2024