Meatlocks

Meatlocks are fat, girthy arms on women that look like they could choke out Lou Ferrigno.

Greg: Go ask that chick to dance.
Me: Which one?
Greg: The one with the meatlocks.
Me: No thanks, faggot
Greg: Hahaha!

I tried to go all "Over the Top" on that bitch but her meatlocks put me out of business. She was one tough customer.

by colbra June 30, 2011

Warm Meatloaf Sandwich

An act where-in someone deficates between someone else's exposed buttcheeks, and then forcefully closes them with the feces in-between.

"Brian tried to make my girl sit on his lap tonight. After I hit him with a warm meatloaf sandwich, he'll never want to sit down again."

by NYEXE August 20, 2011

dirty meatloaf

Shitty advice. Unwanted opinions and/or bullshit

Shut the fuck up, I don't want your dirty meatloaf.

by Jorge El Diablo May 25, 2016

moist and meaty

A great type of dog food

Digby is a good dog just look at him eat that moist and meaty

by Digby42 December 24, 2015

Meaty Snack

A treat or snack made of real, unprocessed meat. And no. A Slim Jim is NOT a meaty snack.

A Slim Jim is NOT a freaking meaty snack!

by Jesus M. Christ December 26, 2007

Meatlog

A guy's penis.

That's a mighty big meatlog you got there sir, allow me to meet gays.

Want to taste my meatlog?

by KISWDon January 14, 2009

meaty clacks

meaty clacks

A big set of testicles

Origin: Clackistan, 2015

Owen Dinicola: Bruh you see the set of meaty clacks on Timmy Farge?
Jack Rodgers: Ya but they're nothing compared to the set on Trey Brown.
Shoutout Mrs. Kirshembaum

by jjlee168 November 13, 2017