Real Madrid

A Dutch football club based in Madrid, Spain. Known as being the most successful football club in the world having won the Champions League 9 times, the Spanish League a record 31 times, and the Copa Del Rey 17 times.

Also known for having way too many Dutch players such as Ruud van Nistelrooy, Wesley Sneijder, Arjen Robben, Rafael van der Vaart, Royson Drenthe, and most recently acquiring, Klass-Jan Huntelaar.

Real Madrid is basically the Dutch National team just with better defenders. However, not too much better because the Real Madrid defenders have been rather shitty in recent weeks.

by roflsaurasrex December 17, 2008

Matrix Reloaded

1. a bad ass film which normally lame Keanu Reeves kicks some major ass.
2. A film in which you find out Zion and the "real world" is just another matrix outside the internal matrix and that everyone is still in pods under the machines control.
3. Bad ass special effects

Opps, did I just spoil the Matric Reloaded?

by Bud E Love May 16, 2003

matrix

The nearly omni-present curtain of illusion, obfuscation and confusion created by the intelligence community, intelligentsia, and invisible ruling elite (Illuminati) to hide the truth, their source of power. It is similar to Maya and Mega-Babel (a.k.a., "Babylon the Great"). It also possesses connotations of Mother worship.

"I can see the Matrix, but I can't see what's on the other side."

by Uziyahu July 11, 2006

Real Madrid

Intimidating and cool-sounding term for telling somebody how bad you are actually gonna kick their ass.

"Yo mothafucka, step back or ima go real madrid on yo ass...bitch!"
"Oh, shit man! not real madrid on my ass"

by Andy Mac July 29, 2006

matrixed

To go from a wonderful start to a horrible finish (such as with the Matrix film trilogy).

The project started out great, but then that consultant came in and matrixed it.

by blunt_instrument November 17, 2003

Matrix

Early 90's club music group. Had the 1993 hit song "Can You Feel It"

Person 1: "Remember the group Matrix?"
Person 2: "Yeah they were tight"

by MatrixMan February 18, 2010

Pulling a Mairi

when someone acts like a bitch to the people around them and guilts them by playing victim card constantly and never changes. expect huge hypocrisy and fauxpologies.

victim: hey can you stop treating me like shit and pulling a Mairi? I'm done w/ your bs
Mairi: lmao tbh fuck off I had a fucking shitty life
victim: I'm sorry

by dystopiansociety May 7, 2020