1. Extremely talented singer who has unmatched vocal abilities.
2. The definition of FAT
3. Currently the Best Selling Female Artist of All Time
4. Is 5 pounds lighter than fellow Diva Aretha Franlkin
5. Was referred to as a clone of fellow Diva Whitney Houston early in her career due to their similar styles. These two would then go on to dominate the charts with just about anything they released.
6. Her fans call her Mimi, due to her successful album "The Emancipation of Mimi". Others call her Mimoo or Moomoo due to her unmatched size and fat face.
7. Has a questionable level of sanity due to her infamous breakdown in 2001 and her constant belief in rainbows, butterflies, faries and other imaginary creatures and obsession with the words LOVE and Fantasy
8. Diva who dresses like a Hooker Miss Piggy with clothes inspired by Crackhead Truck Stop Hookers. Also has an obsession with stripper stilettos.
9. A Good Singer
2. The definition of FAT
3. Currently the Best Selling Female Artist of All Time
4. Is 5 pounds lighter than fellow Diva Aretha Franlkin
5. Was referred to as a clone of fellow Diva Whitney Houston early in her career due to their similar styles. These two would then go on to dominate the charts with just about anything they released.
6. Her fans call her Mimi, due to her successful album "The Emancipation of Mimi". Others call her Mimoo or Moomoo due to her unmatched size and fat face.
7. Has a questionable level of sanity due to her infamous breakdown in 2001 and her constant belief in rainbows, butterflies, faries and other imaginary creatures and obsession with the words LOVE and Fantasy
8. Diva who dresses like a Hooker Miss Piggy with clothes inspired by Crackhead Truck Stop Hookers. Also has an obsession with stripper stilettos.
9. A Good Singer
Dude 1: Mariah Carey is the only person I know who works out dressed like a hoe in them heels.
Dude 2: Yea, and she's still a fat-ass. It should be telling her something.
Dude 1: I'd still hit it tho
Dude 2: Yea
Dude 2: Yea, and she's still a fat-ass. It should be telling her something.
Dude 1: I'd still hit it tho
Dude 2: Yea
by Jason001 December 31, 2007
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a highly dellousional, mixed race teen: *crys* i cant believe i broke up with Runako!! after 2 weeks! i loved him.. how could he do this to me? *crys*
**Mariah Carey 'we belong togeather' comes on radio**
highly dellousional, mixed race teen: thats it. Mariah's been through it... i must kill myself. that's what she would do.
**Mariah Carey 'can i get ya number baby' comes on radio**
dillusional mixed race teen: in fact. i think i'll go give my nmber to a nigger, get raped n killed in a clubs toilets...
**Mariah Carey 'we belong togeather' comes on radio**
highly dellousional, mixed race teen: thats it. Mariah's been through it... i must kill myself. that's what she would do.
**Mariah Carey 'can i get ya number baby' comes on radio**
dillusional mixed race teen: in fact. i think i'll go give my nmber to a nigger, get raped n killed in a clubs toilets...
by Mariah Carey should die! July 29, 2008
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by Pig Malone June 11, 2019
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His nickname is Kiah (pronounced ky-uh), and is used more than his real name, as it portrays his adorable appearance more.
Kiah isn't afraid to fight, more or less for a dumb reason, and will willingly jump into one for the sake of his friends or family's honor.
In his spare time, he plays Mortal Combat or plays games on his phone, or pants' his guy friends.
He's a shy guy at first, but once you get to know him, he's very confident and loud. He comes off as careless, but is really helpful and nice.
His nickname is Kiah (pronounced ky-uh), and is used more than his real name, as it portrays his adorable appearance more.
Kiah isn't afraid to fight, more or less for a dumb reason, and will willingly jump into one for the sake of his friends or family's honor.
In his spare time, he plays Mortal Combat or plays games on his phone, or pants' his guy friends.
He's a shy guy at first, but once you get to know him, he's very confident and loud. He comes off as careless, but is really helpful and nice.
by OstbergEmpire June 2, 2018
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Since many found out her music sounds the same all the time, only ignorant people find her music "intresting" and her, "hot".
She tried to stay "cool" by marrying 27 year old, Nick Cannon.
She is also known as Mooriah Scarey and (I'm) Mariah (and you can't) Carey (me).
Since many found out her music sounds the same all the time, only ignorant people find her music "intresting" and her, "hot".
She tried to stay "cool" by marrying 27 year old, Nick Cannon.
She is also known as Mooriah Scarey and (I'm) Mariah (and you can't) Carey (me).
"Re-touch my body, make me look skinnier. I like looking like a whore in my videos, it makes me connect with the stupid youth of today, take Nick for example" - Mariah Carey
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