manitoba mudslide

a manitoba mudslide is when a chick has diareah , you make her stand on her head and fuck her so that the mud slide all the way down her cunt crack into her mouth.

mmmmmm it's time for a manitoba mudslide

by Cobbs666 December 7, 2006

high maintenance

Often a divorced woman with a fake tan, big processed hair (usually blonde) and lots of bling. Very insecure about her looks and requires constant reassurance of her physical beauty. Spends lots of time and money on clothes, shoes, accessories, hair, makeup and beauty treatments. Needs expensive homes, cars, clothes and vacations. Never pays for anything when in the presence of men.

Her trips to the manacurist every other week proved she was high maintenance.

by JohnstonGuy August 11, 2004

Indigenious Victim of Manifest Destiny

Any indigenious people that have been totally fucked over by the white man and his dirty white man tricks.

"Native Americans, totally Indigenious Victim of Manifest Destiny."

by SID_thug September 26, 2009

battle manatee

A manatee with spiked battle armor ready to kill AAAALLLLLL!

a battle manatee is a manatee in a bloody dooom jousting compotition

by lizard0004 February 6, 2008

chick maintenance

keeping regular contact with your girlfriend, or someone you want to bang

sorry babe, i didn't call you every day while i was working out of town - i need to do a better job on the chick maintenance

bud, u never got to bang that girl cuz u didn't practice proper chick maintenance

by nursemama June 7, 2011

meat beat manifesto

A manifesto written by a man who's been in seclusion for so long he feels the need to keep a log tracking how many times he masturbates per day.

"The man had been living in a cabin deep in the Appalachian mtns for years by himself. After his passing local hikers were intrigued to find his secluded cabin.Inside they were surprised and excited to find his animal skins, man made tools , a hammock,and his meat beat manifesto."

by JSmith lu 43 April 6, 2017

Manatee bomb

a bomb that is concealed in the womb of female manatees so that it can pass into enemy waters unoticed. the bomb is hard to detect due to manatees already being fat beyond all belief. Bombs can be atomic bombs if nessisary.

The skilled general used a manatee bomb to destroy unsuspecting tourists.

by fred the tapeworm April 28, 2005