Maldonado

Maldonado mal-dough-nah-do

1.noun Naval
A rudderless seafaring vessel used by the Spanish Royal Navy to coax unsuspecting voyagers into leaving the mainland and never return. Most often, the unfortunate voyagers, at the mercy of the blowing wind and tumultuous ocean, died at sea for lack of direction and propelling force. However, those that would likely survive a long aimless journey fell pray to a parasitic infection that often accompanied the Maldonados, either by coincidence or design. If, by chance, one of these Maldanodos were not lost at sea, they would beach, only to be found filled with death and disease.

Origin: Spain
1690–1700; Mal - Ill, Denado - Favored (or endowed)

1.noun Law.
the performance by a public official of an act that is legally unjustified, harmful, or contrary to law; wrongdoing (used especially of an act in violation of a public trust).

1. The Maldonado was filled with hundreds of farmers who believed they were going to a better land, only to die at sea while chewing on their shipmate's leg.

2. The Austrian Governor committed a 1st degree Maldonado.

by Aspartame May 18, 2013

pre Madonna

A self absorbed pretty boy or diva who is primarily noticed because of his/her appearance or impression.

I mean that guy is such a pre Madonna because he is a suped up pretty boy-basically he took being a pretty boy to the next level, and he gets noticed for it. On top of that-it's not even about him having all the attention or attracting women. It's basically so that he can have his pampered self satisfaction.

by SuburbanH September 27, 2017

Maldon

A fag who is power hungry and leeches on other people's talent.

That ass jocky Maldon is fuckin our shit up again.

by otomayim December 10, 2008

Thomas MacDonald

Not a very good rapper. And before y'all conservatards think I don't like him because of his lyrical content, It's not. In fact, in his earlier music I actually liked how he doesn't care how you feel. It kinda had a 1999 Eminem feel to it. But now it's at the point of it being annoying. Ignoring that, his flow is usually repetitive and boring, his song Corny being the worst of it. While he's not the worst rapper, he's among my top 35. But hey, he don't give a fuck how I think.

Thomas Macdonald is a pretty bland rapper, but it's alright if you like him. *proceeds to listen to Lil' Pump*

by YRNKelpy November 23, 2020

madonna whore complex

Is when someone is unable to be sexually aroused in a sexual relationship; either because they revere a woman as a sexual figure, and/or they desire girls who are sexually promiscuous as form of punishment for their ways.

Jackie's boyfriend won't give her the D, he's got that "madonna whore complex"

by ktown's og September 17, 2013

maldon

A word to describe chocolately, caramel, whipped cream on top. With soft chewy chocolate chip cookies on the side. Arizona tea in a big cup. Beautiful potatos on the other side, with some fries.

Me: Yes, Trish. I would like more maldon.
Trish: Okay, here's some more maldon!
Me: YAY YUMMYNESS!

by Lee-ann December 5, 2007

Madonna/Spinster Complex

A false dichotomy that asserts that a woman cannot be both a family person and following her professional ambitions. Compare and contrast Madonna/Whore Complex.

"Feminism is a depopulation plot! Feminazis want to destroy the nuclear family! They tell women that they should want to become wage drones, instead of marrying, having children and making me sandwiches!"
"That's quite a Madonna/Spinster complex you have going on there."

by Dire Tamandua July 2, 2017