Mystery meat

When you aren't sure how big/small a guy's dick is

My new boyfriend really has a mystery meat.

by Samiejo816 November 17, 2016

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mysteri

Some one else

She is Mysteri.

by Rhsbdjejjsnfnej November 30, 2016

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Mystery Assignment

When your teacher assigns an assignment on google classroom without a due date, so it doesn't appear on the homepage

Teacher: Did everyone do the assignment I posted yesterday?
Kid: What assignment?
Teacher: Click on our google classroom page
Kid: Oh, you assigned a Mystery Assignment!

by hi1923 October 17, 2022

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The Mysteries Of KT

The Social Studies teacher at Hawiwa Middle School

Guy #1: Holy shit dude look it's The Mysteries Of KT!
Guy #2: Run bro he's gonna stretch your butthole out

by Shamarucs Cousins April 1, 2022

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We recently see Oma joining and leaving Worldwide and U.O.F.... this incident has happened not once, not twice but 5 times. now here's why so we know that Oma's phone was seized by her mom. well it looks like Oma has regained her phone and it's kinda obvious that she isn't always without her phone... and she doesn't want to get caught by her mom again and does not want to put her loved ones in trouble, well that's sweet to be honest Worldwide peeps really miss her honestly i don't think worldwide can be the same without her again. oh well.... let's get to the real question... WILL OMASAN YOLANDA EVER RETURN ? the answer is YES Omasan will surely return to Worldwide but not any time soon..... ofc i will surely update u guys on the deets

UP NEXT: THE WHEREABOUTS OF SUNMI

Mysteries of Omasan pt3

by Ebuksam March 22, 2023

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