Skip to main content

Minotaur

An attractive woman from the waste up with a largely unproportioned lower half. Typically having a petite chest and waste while simultaneously possessing the hips, buttocks, and thighs of a much larger woman.
X: Man, did you see that brunette? She was real sexy!

Z: Yeah I saw her and you're right she was sexy; from the waste up! She looked like she had a horses rear surgically attached. Back home we call those Minotaurs!
by Ashworth Smitty December 19, 2010
mugGet the Minotaur mug.

Mini Minotaur

A small and sexually driven beast. in general, their nostrils are invariably flared.
by BITCHSLAPMEHARD March 21, 2011
mugGet the Mini Minotaur mug.

militaru

Noun: a douche bag who sleeps around on his girlfriends and doesn't tell his sexual partners that he has an STD.
Her boyfriend pulled a militaru and now she's stuck with an STD and a cheating scumbag!
by BGFACTS January 11, 2010
mugGet the militaru mug.

MILTAFAD

noun,

acronym for
Mom I'd Like To Admire From A Distance

1.An attractive mom that it's understood one will not be attempting sexual intercourse or cohabitation with.
2.An attractive mom who one is implicitly expressing would be a bad idea for another to approach romantic entanglement with
3.a description of the actual, non sarcastic long-range admiration of a mother
Mandy was astone pony with stemsfor weeks
but she became a MILTAFAD on the spot when I peeped that double decker stroller, homie!
by Yves L'Empyr March 16, 2010
mugGet the MILTAFAD mug.

Milotis

Milotis is the god of everything handsome, good-looking, attractive and sexy. No one can resist the extreme beauty of this magnificent figure.
Milotis takes pity on everything ugly
by Amfufu1234 September 9, 2010
mugGet the Milotis mug.

Military Flow

An individual who plays lacrosse with a number 1 or 2 buzz cut instead of a long flow. Often forced upon students playing lacrosse at a military college such as Army, Navy, or VMI.
Lax Bro: Dude he's amazing at lax.

Lax Bro 2: yeah too bad he doesn't have the flow to play.

Lax Bro: Nah brah he plays for Navy so hes got to go with the Military Flow.
by LaxBro12 April 24, 2011
mugGet the Military Flow mug.

Militarican

The extreme passion to be in the Armed Forces, Or is already in the Armed Forces but wont want to quit .
This weirdo is a real (Militarican) He even bought full kits which the Armed Forces use today.

A Militarican just threatened me outside!
by TheTrueAndRealDictionary December 28, 2014
mugGet the Militarican mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email