MILF

Mom I'd Like to Fuck.

Word made famous by the classic movie "American Pie".

Dood... Did you see that MILF walk out of Toys 'R' Us?

by Brian December 11, 2003

milf

An extremely hot middle aged mom, who leaves you in mastabatory bliss nighy and night.

"My friends mom Darlene" is one hot ass MILF!"

by cecilguy September 25, 2003

MILF

An amazingly sexy woman that CAN ONLY BE A MOM. Stands for "Mother I Love to Fuck".

Jamie Lynn Spears is such a MILF!

by alejandro bortrardo October 9, 2008

MILDRED

Mom I'd Like to Do Repeatedly Every Day. This term was coined before the August 08 Refresh meeting in Miami, Florida when two expert web technologists spotted a hot mom with her young child.

Abe: "Do you think they're gonna talk about Web 2.0 tonight?"

Todd: "Whoah! Check out that MILDRED! Uh, yeah, and probably social networking too."

Abe: "MILDRED is perfect! MILF just does not fully describe her! I hate MySpace"

by Todd, friend of Abe January 19, 2009

Mildenhall

Mildenhall is a market town in Suffolk, close to Newmarket and Cambridge. There are estate agents, takeaways and charity shops a-plenty in Mildenhall!! There is a US RAF base in Mildenhall, as well as being close to Lakenheath and Feltwell bases. Close villages include West Row, Lakenheath, Brandon, Beck Row and Freckenham to name but a few.

Man 1: Do you know where I can find myself a cheap little outfit for a night out?

Man 2: Yeah, why don't you try a charity shop?

Man 1: Hmmmmmm...but where to find a large selection of these shops?

Both Men: MILDENHALL!!

by Burgatroyd April 26, 2009

Mildrum

A rarely seen creature, the Mildrum has four limbs. The two legs are springy for bouncing, as that is how it travels. The two arm like appendages are often used for grabbing and snatching at things. It has very light hair and dark rings around its eyes.

If, by chance you do come across this creature, it makes a quacking-squeaking noise if you manage to grab it. During the mating seasons (spring and fall), the males are most attracted to females with long hair standing straight up on their heads.

Was that a Mildrum that just ran through the woods?!

by Prof. Frances Robert July 3, 2011

milf

{M}other {I}d {L}ike {T}o {F}uck
A married/not married mother. As long as it is a hot mom (most likely your friends) that you want to fuck, she is considered your MILF. Otherwise, she would be a crockadillapig. Stifler's mother from American Pie was MILF getting layed by Finch.

Oh my god! Did you see Jack's mom? She is such a MILF.

by BurdenInHand December 31, 2014