Merle

Merle is a good girl. But she is a fuck girl, she is always smoking weed and fucking with other boys.

Boy#1: Hey, what are you doing tonight

Boy#2: I'm going to Merle

Boy#1: Ohhhh, I understand, you're smoking and fucking ;)

by Merlööööö February 21, 2017

merkelfaced

Merkelfaced - the face made when someone else is talking shit

He said, "You know we have something in common."
She Merkelfaced him for telling lies.

by Sgt. Schultz March 18, 2017

merletta

Someone who is hard to understand but has been through a lot in life but she puts that all aside for the people in her life. She is very beautiful, smart , funny and a all around good person. She doesnt like talking about her life to people because she doesn't need their pettyness.

Merletta wont tell me what happened yesterday.

by Childish_maria March 31, 2017

merken wig

An artificial hairpiece for the genitals

OMG! She has to wear a merken wig due to alopecia (baldness) of her crotch!

by darlamay2016 April 17, 2017

merkelismus

Merkelismus is a form of government that is characterized by:
1. Lack of opposition
2. A Führer of sorts called "Angela Merkel"
3. A forced "welcome culture" that has never been approved by the population, i.e. a replacement migration that will essentially wipe out native Germans and other Europeans.

This government is just another manifestation of the Merkelismus

by K.C.theOG September 1, 2017

merkelfeiny

A person that only comes around uninvited and intrudes in a group function/outing with hopes to steal the attention/product

Group: this cookout is bout to be off the chain

Intruder: man I'm just here to drink all the free beer

Group: man who invited the merkelfeiny

by hAirUpThere October 12, 2017

merkderk

A group of people who mutulate and sexually assault a pile of human corpses to get pleasure.

Did you hear about the party in the morgue last night? There was a massive merkderk over there!

by Doug Fister May 29, 2018