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Linux

A poor substitute to the God of computer software: Microsoft Windows.
"Will trade Linux for food."
"Shoo, you filthy beggar!"
by Thies July 26, 2008
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linux

You have two cows.

The city council demands that you disect one of them and allow the town citizens to do whatever they want to it.
The town citizens use genetic modification to enhance choice organs.
They take several days to re-animate the cow, until they finally have a working zombie-cow that produces SuperMilk (similar to Popeye's spinach) but random organs stop every 10 seconds, forcing the people to disect it again just to fix it.

You live happily on your regular milk while the town struggles.
No, this Linux diatribe isn't copypasta.
I'm just as astounded as you.
by DonZabu March 17, 2009
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linux

An operating system which people use when they want to pretend they know what they are on about. 95% of all games and worth while software doesnt work on Linux.
Only useful as a server side OS as web hosting isn't the most demanding task for an OS.
I r0x0r coz 1 j00z 1inu><
by PlayaX August 22, 2004
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linuxsex

To mount your linuxsex BOX from behind and insert your penis in and out and grumble uNF uNF uNF!
by Anonymous October 6, 2003
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linux

A OS alternative to Windows used by Adults or kids tryin to look like they know a lot aboout computers when they wouldnt rather make life easier and click away...
Marky-Randolf III recieved Linux as a 3rd grade graduation gift so he can hack,spam,break laws,and have a preset sense of intelligence before anyone else. April Fools?
by Anti-gates also December 14, 2003
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Lenox

An endearing term for someone who has participated in trolling online.
If you ask dumb questions that could have been answered in 30 seconds on Google, think you are such a special snowflake that you deserve your own sales pitch instead of looking at ones already online, you pulled a Lenox.

If you go full on attack like the Hulk, you Lenoxed out.

If you ask for earning shots and other biz-oppy things then that is so Lenox.

And so on, and so forth.
by elBenbo's puppet January 7, 2017
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linux

a os for fucking nerds that have no life
linux is cool
by sadsadsdsa April 19, 2019
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