The absolute apex of pathological liars. This individual doesn't just bend the truth, they sculpt it into elaborate masterpieces of fiction. Their reality is a hall of mirrors, where every reflection is a carefully constructed lie.
Here are some examples of "Liar Pro Max" usage with random people names:
Co-worker Conversation:
Mark: "Hey Sarah, did you get a chance to print those client contracts?"
Sarah (Liar Pro Max): "Absolutely, Mark! I finished them this morning. A bald eagle actually snatched them out of my printer and soared them straight to FedEx. Should be there any minute!" (The contracts haven't even been touched)
Neighborly Inquiry:
Jessica: "Hey David, how come your car was parked in my driveway yesterday?"
David (Liar Pro Max): "Wow, small world! Turns out gnomes are having their annual yodeling competition across the street, and apparently, my car is the grand prize. They borrowed it for the ceremony." (David was borrowing Jessica's car without permission)
Roommate Quandary:
Michael: "Dude, where's the last slice of pizza?"
Emily (Liar Pro Max): "Aliens. Definitely aliens. They beamed down last night with a giant spaceship shaped like a pepperoni and abducted the last slice for intergalactic research purposes." (Emily ate the last slice)
Co-worker Conversation:
Mark: "Hey Sarah, did you get a chance to print those client contracts?"
Sarah (Liar Pro Max): "Absolutely, Mark! I finished them this morning. A bald eagle actually snatched them out of my printer and soared them straight to FedEx. Should be there any minute!" (The contracts haven't even been touched)
Neighborly Inquiry:
Jessica: "Hey David, how come your car was parked in my driveway yesterday?"
David (Liar Pro Max): "Wow, small world! Turns out gnomes are having their annual yodeling competition across the street, and apparently, my car is the grand prize. They borrowed it for the ceremony." (David was borrowing Jessica's car without permission)
Roommate Quandary:
Michael: "Dude, where's the last slice of pizza?"
Emily (Liar Pro Max): "Aliens. Definitely aliens. They beamed down last night with a giant spaceship shaped like a pepperoni and abducted the last slice for intergalactic research purposes." (Emily ate the last slice)
by chaffchaffchaffchaffchaffchaff June 2, 2024
Get the Liar Pro Maxmug. Someone who is so terrible they lie about the most serious of things
-being suicidal
- someone harrassing them
- blowing someone off to be with others and just lying to lie
They are the worst of the worst and do not deserve love care or happiness no matter what happens.
-being suicidal
- someone harrassing them
- blowing someone off to be with others and just lying to lie
They are the worst of the worst and do not deserve love care or happiness no matter what happens.
Man after lying for 3 years he came clean that he was never depressed and he loves being alive what a fucking liar
by Keegoni45 July 4, 2019
Get the Liarmug. (phrase / sarcastic complaint / dramatic truth)
A sarcastic, over-the-top way of pointing out that someone is being blatantly dishonest — often used when someone is caught in a lie that’s painfully obvious. Perfect for venting frustration or calling out nonsense without losing your sense of humor.
Used when:
A friend exaggerates a story so much you can’t even.
Someone tries to convince you of something you know is false.
You’re watching politics, reality TV, or social media unfold in real time.
Meaning: A witty, exaggerated way to call out dishonesty, often used humorously or dramatically.
Synonyms / related terms: obvious lies, bullsh*t, fake news, fibbery, blatant deception
A sarcastic, over-the-top way of pointing out that someone is being blatantly dishonest — often used when someone is caught in a lie that’s painfully obvious. Perfect for venting frustration or calling out nonsense without losing your sense of humor.
Used when:
A friend exaggerates a story so much you can’t even.
Someone tries to convince you of something you know is false.
You’re watching politics, reality TV, or social media unfold in real time.
Meaning: A witty, exaggerated way to call out dishonesty, often used humorously or dramatically.
Synonyms / related terms: obvious lies, bullsh*t, fake news, fibbery, blatant deception
Friend: “I totally finished my homework on time.”
You: “Lying liars and the lies they tell…”
Scrolling through Twitter: “Wow, lying liars and the lies they tell.”
During a debate: “Honestly, this is just lying liars and the lies they tell.”
You: “Lying liars and the lies they tell…”
Scrolling through Twitter: “Wow, lying liars and the lies they tell.”
During a debate: “Honestly, this is just lying liars and the lies they tell.”
by Thejocdoc November 11, 2025
Get the Lying liars and the lies they tellmug. Me: “Charlie do you wanna come to my party?”
Charlie: “Na, gotta look after my parents dogs!”
Me:”You’re such a dog liar!!!”
Charlie: “Na, gotta look after my parents dogs!”
Me:”You’re such a dog liar!!!”
by Charlie the dog liar October 18, 2018
Get the Dog liarmug. It comes from changing the word in a song from “Lady Bump” to “Liar Bump”, it means the word “liar” can walk outside from English dictionary and dance…dance…dance…in every ways ,finally, it’s called “Liar Bump”. This word is for a lady who likes to tell a lie in everyday life. She doesn’t have respect for herself.
by Eternal Real Pearl December 31, 2018
Get the Liar Bumpmug. Someone that bottles everything up. They generally never takes the steps to communicate how they feel to others and spend their free time dwelling on what they should have said.
by Honest.Asshole June 25, 2020
Get the Quiet Liarmug. by Mariahisafuckingscoby April 6, 2025
Get the Compulsive liarmug.