scotland’s national lemonade day

the countries most celebrated holiday. families all over scotland participate in things such as; making lemonade, the lemon piss games and the infamous lemon dance.

“it’s almost scotland’s national lemonade day!”
“i’m so excited for the lemon piss games uncle jerry! i hope i get yours!!!

by hahshahs October 3, 2021

poor man's lemonade

when one goes into a food establishment, requests a cup of water with lemons, and adds sugar to create a bland lemonade to save money.

i didn't have enough for a drink, so I made poor man's lemonade instead.

by Otter Mozz March 22, 2016

pink lemonade

A fetish sexual act in which one partner hits the other in the face to draw blood and then proceeds to urinate on their face, hence, making pink lemonade.

My ho was feelin' frisky, and since I can't get no erection, I gave her the satisifaction of a pink lemonade.

by DeeJay December 12, 2003

Tim's Hard Lemonade

Mix a Mike's Hard Lemonade with 2oz of Gin

Craig: Hey fag, is that a Mike's Hard Lemonade?
You: No man.
Craig: Gin and Tonic?
You: Nope. It's a Tim's Hard Lemonade, bitch.

by TimB1896 January 17, 2009

sequassen lemonade

When someone is taking a piss and you puch them, and they get piss on the selves

Tobey had to piss, and i gave him a sequassen lemonade.

by mdawg September 10, 2003

Disco Lemonade

A drink where you add hot water, fresh lemon juice, sugar, and the stems of the marijuana plant.

after we were done smokin we decided to make some disco lemonade with all the left over stems.

by the magical professor July 15, 2010

Middle Eastern Lemonade

The substance that is created when a male gaps a woman's asshole and then shits in it, pisses in it, and cums in it. This substance is then shitted out by the woman into a cup of ice. The delicious beverage is then rapidly consumed by both parties.

Cady: Brian would you please fuck my ass and create some Middle Eastern Lemonade?

Brian: Hellz yeh i luvs me sum anal, shitty, cum juice!

by Filthy Charles January 31, 2010