paraffin lamp

Normally one who chooses to live outside society's boundaries. Scavengers and beggars. Unwashed and unkempt, sleeping rough.

"Look at that dirty old 'paraffin lamp' sleeping in that doorway!!"

by crazyhoop December 12, 2006

lamp

To desexualize a person by metaphorically putting a lamp shade over their penis

He is such a lamp.

I lamped him.

I love lamp

by jaksf February 11, 2010

LAMP

Acronym for "long ass meaningless post" in a forum. People posting opinons in a forum that are off topic, and continue forever.

I hate LAMP
-That would be a typical reply you would see in a forum topic, that is off topic and/or overly dicussed.

by Scott June 19, 2006

Lamp Licker

A theatre slang word for electritian. Usually brought up during electritian vs carpenter battles.

"What do you want Lamp Licker? I'm busy!"

by Ritzbaybe214 January 13, 2009

Lampe

Another name for a large family. Usually Lampe families are associated with the Eastern sea board and they are typically mostly male. Lampe family girls are considered unattainable.

"Wow look at all those people over there."
"What a Lampe family reunion"

by CheesePlease September 5, 2012

social lamprey

An individual who is too socially awkward, uninteresting or repulsive to make his or her own friends, and therefore latches on to someone else for networking reasons.

"Sarah is such a social lamprey! Nobody likes her, but she bugs her boyfriend's friends constantly!"

by Johnny_Reb May 20, 2009

Lampeter Strasburg

Juul. Apparently all the fuckers here need it. Cheating, all the fuckers here do it. Thots, we have too many of those dusty hoes. People gotta wake up to shit like, right? Gay, what an insult! Like what in fucking fuck are you guys on about? The shitty ass people, lovely shit going on here. Fucking small child’s swear here like what in the fuck?

Damnit, I’m still in Lampeter Strasburg!

by MoonlightUH69 May 14, 2019