jump the muffin

To come on to somebody sexually when the person you are coming on to doesn't really want to have sex. usually when you mistake innocent intentions for sexual innuendos. ending in either the person yelling RAPE!! or the whole world laughing at you cause you thought she actually wanted tohave sex with you.

"Joshua jumped the muffin last night when lindsay asked him to come over and watch a movie with her"

"Damn! nate just jumped the muffin when brittney told him she liked sausage"

"dont jump the muffin nate, she just wants to hang out."

by LaidBackGuy1988 December 10, 2005

Jump the gate

When playing baseball or softball, it's what the batter does when he goes yard.

Batter: Hey V-Jack, what's the score?
V-Jack: It's tied. Go ahead and jump the gate.

by brock6 June 21, 2008

Jump Cunt

Jump Cunt - Verb - The aggressive aerial assault of a woman's genitalia usually involving knee, foot, or fist.

John sprinted towards my exposed genitalia and performed a jump cunt sending me into tears.

by Bamfzilla November 30, 2011

Jump Bail

To jump bail is to basically leave the state, country, or dissapear before your court date after you have posted bail. This means that you are stealing money from the person that has posted your bail. (A bail bondsmen) Normally you would be released from jail, then go to court. After your trial the bail bondsmen will have his money returned. This means that he has the right to track you down. You may even be accused of jumping bail before you even miss a court date. This is usually because you might be planning to leave or have already left. Once found after jumping bail, you will be thrown in jail until you appear in court, afterwhich the bail bondsmen will have his money returned; jumping over a hay bale.

John posted bail then fled the country to Mexico. What a flake! He totally jumped bail!; Look, Ryan just jumped the bail! He's the coolest!; to jump bail is really lame; to jump the bail is radical.

by KonkyDongs March 15, 2014

Jump Rope

The coolest sport on earth. It is a competitive and performance sport, you can do all types of things like multiples, manipulation, strength, and also acrobatic stuff. It only uses two matireals you and a rope. There are teams worldwide and the beat in the USA, 8 years running are the Cary, North Carolina Super Skippers, so go check them out.

Person 1: What are they doing?

Person 2: Oh, their Jump Roping

Person 1: Wow, Jump Rope is a cool sport

by Mypsedonym3000 February 19, 2019

jump the couch

to exhibit strange or frenetic behaviour

During his interview on the Oprah show Tom Cruise began to jump the couch and went crazy...

by pseudonymwriter January 2, 2006

jump-off

A person, place or thing that is considered "off the chain" or "da bomb"

That party was the "jump-off". Boris Kodjoe is the "jump-off". This food is the "jump-off"

by Nina Smonds March 6, 2003