Slang word for " defecation" "poo" or "go to the toilet". The word originated from my mother who used it to describe her dogs going number twos. "Bend" is the shape and "Jon" is an english word for toiled. Go figure but it's extremely catchy.
by David Rowlands July 19, 2006
Get the bend-jonmug. by McSpanky69 August 4, 2011
Get the Jon Libbymug. by #JonIsHomo October 1, 2018
Get the Jonmug. A girl that dies her hair blonde and forgets what box she used, so she has 2 color blondes in her hair. She has huge chapped lips w/ white lip stick on them. She thinks it's funny/cute that ppl throw food at her.
by khjil April 18, 2005
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by Hurricane Katrina 18 December 17, 2019
Get the Jon Chonmug. When someone who suffers from hemorrhoid inflammation pulls down their pants and gently presses their hemorrhoids onto a person's cheek
Bro 1 "A sprig of rosemary adds great flavor, it's called a chefs kiss."
Bro 2 "If you keep telling me useless cooking information ima give you a Jon's kiss.*
Bro 2 "If you keep telling me useless cooking information ima give you a Jon's kiss.*
by IGotDaBullets August 8, 2023
Get the Jon's Kissmug. by Kukzerrr November 25, 2018
Get the Farmer Jonmug.