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jingleballing

the act of putting the testicles completely inside of a vacuum hose and turning the pressure all the way up until a small hole forms at the bottom of the sack. then squeezing the balls out of the hole and catching them in a cup. then shaking the cup up and down with your hand covering the top so they don't fall out. a perfect activity for a christmas party with the family.
by jingleballer July 11, 2011
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Jingle Bling

All the ornamentation and lights that a particularly festive individual hangs up on the exterior of his or her home, to the extent of being too bright and flashy; possibly becoming a traffic risk do to it's near-epileptic inducing qualities.
I was driving down through my neighborhood and almost hit an old lady crossing the street because I was distracted by all the decorations covering Mrs. Wilson's house. Too much jingle bling!
by Whitewolf719 December 5, 2011
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Jingletot

Where a man squats down and a girl lays on her back and gargles the testicles
"Hey dude how did it go with that minger last night ?"

"it went okay i just let her jingletot me all night"
by OrgaSAMMM October 6, 2011
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Jinglebating

"Yo Dave you excited for the holidays?" Dave replies, "Hell yeah man, this the time of the year I stop watching porn and just start Jinglebating every day."
by Deejay Teejay November 26, 2013
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jindalers

n. 1. Republicans who vote against their own self interests.
2. Voters who support political con artists like Piyush "Bobby" Jindal.
3. Morons.
It's no wonder that our schools are failing, with all the bible thumpers and jindalers controlling the State House in Baton Rouge.
by damsch October 11, 2015
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Jinglebeard

Placing Christmas ornaments in one's beard to spread holiday cheer whenever a pussy they are near.
Did you hear what Tom did? He jinglebearded Stacy's mom!
by Mr. Redwings February 2, 2016
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Jingle Whore

Someone who's obsessed with Christmas and sings Christmas songs all year round.
Omg you're such a jingle whore.
by scotslassie March 20, 2016
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