Jeffrey Epsteined

To hang yourself from an unusual location (such as a bench in a prison cell) that seems like it wouldn't be possible, or to be murdered in like fashion like Jeffrey Epstein was.

Man, that guy who got arrested last night jeffrey epsteined himself in the holding cell.

by TorchedMedic May 10, 2025

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Jeffrey Quackenbush

A person

Person: hi Jeffrey Quackenbush!

by anonymous July 18, 2022

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jeffrey

lingo used in texting as a substitution for an affirmative response such as “yes.”

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girl: are you going to rebecca’s party tonight?
boy: jeffrey, i’ll leave around 9. do you need a ride?

by suburbanite boi May 27, 2019

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A Jeffrey

Kind of like a gremlin but it’s a dude who fucks anything that walks.

I knew the bitch was fat but I still fucked her because I’m a Jeffrey

by A Jeffrey July 11, 2024

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People named Jeffrey are absolutely are exquisite at football and 100% of the time have a absolutely gargantuan dick it is highly recommended to keep your girlfriend far away from anyone named Jeffrey

That kids very talented at adult entertainment his name must be Jeffrey

by Bigdick415 November 21, 2021

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Pulling a Jeffrey

When you actively avoid every and any form of necessary social interaction that involves making plans for other people such as friends, family ect. This involves waiting to the last possible second to put together slapdash plans and excessive amounts of procrastination generally initiated by a male specimen.

Jane: Andrew is putting off our holiday planning. We only have a week before we are supposed to go. He always does this!

Ariana: Sounds like your man is Pulling a Jeffrey

by Totallylily:) April 18, 2018

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