Minecraft

THE BEST DOG ON' GAME YOU'LL EVER SEE OR PLAY. IT WILL BE 1:00 BUT WHEN YOU BUILD ONE HOUSE IT WILL NOW BE 8:00.

GET OUT OF MY ROOM I'M PLAYING MINECRAFT!!!

by Koolkid72 January 15, 2018

Minecraft

that game that horny 12 year olds masturbate to the "blockorn"

billy: you fucked an anime girl? nah, u shit, we fucked a minecraft alex :O

by CallumlousTV December 20, 2019

Minecraft

A world that (most of the things) is possible

Person 1: Hey lets play Minecraft
Person 2: Sure!
15 minutes later...
Person 2: I still don’t get why tf a stick can hold a giant tree
Person 1: Minecraft
Person 2: And why tf there has a block that you can make monsters?
Person 1: Minecraft
Person 2: WHY TF YOU HAVE WINDOW AND YOU CAN CRAFT SAND?!
Person 1: MINECRAFT BITCH

by Randomguyintheworld December 29, 2019

Minecraft

A Highly Addictive Drug Between 2011 and 2018. Use Started Dying Out Because a New drug was Created called

Fortnite. It allows your Creativity to run Wild and Higher than A Jamaican dude.
Became a widely used drug in 2019
Because someone modified it.

Tim: Bro Wtf why are you playing Minecraft? That Game is Dead.
Carlos: Why are you playing fortnite?
That game is Overrated.
Tim: Alright Give me a A Controller, Let's Hop on Our Old Worlds.

by Stealtynoob May 7, 2020

Minecraft

An expertly crafted game about mining, crafting, and many more. It's a sandbox game that has no limits. You can do whatever you want.

Synonyms include: nostalgia, childhood

"Hey wanna play minecraft?"
"Sorry I have an assignment today,maybe tomorrow."
Last online 5 years ago

by Zex-kun September 19, 2020

Minecraft

An epic game that is epic

Hey, did you know that Jason hates minecraft? He's tottally gay!

by SayNoToMilkDuds October 11, 2020

Minecraft

The game that drowned fortnite in a pool of lava somehow. It is also the all holy game thats actually good and doesn’t scam you for money.

Person 1: hey wanna play fortnite?
person2: EW FUCK OFF WITH THAT DEAD CRAP IM PLAYING MINECRAFT

by Yee Yee bruh October 16, 2019