Hockey Helmet Special

The name given to someone who needs to wear a hockey helmet, as to not get injured from their stupidness, clumsiness, and/or overall challenged ways.

Courtney: My mom says I am special
Mike: We all Know your very special, Hockey Helmet Special!

by Mike Snoddon January 13, 2008

Viking Helmet

A piercing through the penis head consisting of a half ring with pointed ends, thus resembling the helmet of an (operatic) Viking.

Guy A: "Dude, check out my Viking Helmet"

Guy B: "What? Aww man, I didn't wanna see your junk...but that is pretty awesome."

by s7ryph November 24, 2010

Helper Clause

Not the main Santa Clause, but the guys dressed like Santa so he could focus on the real work.

Let's get our picture with Santa Clause.

Is it the real Santa, or just a Helper Clause?

by blasties February 25, 2009

Helmet Warrior

A slang for a circumsized male, referring to the shape of the exposed glans being compared to a helmet.

Aaron Shaw's boyfriend told me that he found out last night he's a helmet warrior.

by TheMissins11inches August 5, 2011

helpes

Herpes you get from banging the maid.

I banged the maid and now I have helpes.

by dnodnodno September 25, 2013

Helmet Sisters

When two women have slept with the same guy, they are helmet sisters. Similar to "eskimo brothers".

Girl 1: I totally slept with Bob last night
Girl 2: OMG no way! I totally slept with him last week!
Both: *high five* We are helmet sisters

by Dick Wolves June 22, 2017

Helment tits

When yo nips cover 95% of yo tit

Day chick got them helment tits right there

by Conrad420 May 30, 2018