HPwned

To pwn someone in terms of Harry Potter knowledge.

"Dude, I TOLD you that Harry would get together with Ginny! HPWNED!"

"Fuck you, nerd."

by antinomian November 26, 2009

HPTD

Hand to penis transmitted disease.

Brett sneezed on his hand before he jerked off, causing him to get a HPTD.

by Bob Barker March 8, 2005

H.P.O.M.C

H.P.O.M.C is short for Hot Piece Of Man Candy

i was walkin down the street one day and i saw this sexy guy, & damn he was a H.P.O.M.C !!

by =]]]]]]]] December 31, 2007

hpesoj

a guy that is pretty funny but can be a huge dick he calls people fags and is rude but nobody likes him

Yo Hpesoj Is A Huge Dutch

by YeetSauce420DabDabYeetYeet October 8, 2018

HPL

Hundred Pound Leasehand- A small, frail, young man (most likely a virgin, with possible homosexual tendancies) that was unable to succeed in the fast food industry and decides to come out to the oil rigs to give it an honest shot, and usually fails miserably.

Look at Craig, he's the opitome of an HPL.

by Trigger32 December 27, 2011

HPV

A mix between Hawaiian punch and vodka.

Let's get some HPV Friday.

by biggy smalls90 April 29, 2009

B.H.P.

BHP is an acronym for Bang Her Pussy.

I can't wait to call that slut over and B.H.P. all day long.

by House of Bro December 4, 2010