haireas

Combination of the words "hair" and "areas." The areas in your home where most of the hair balls from your shedding dog seem to collect. These areas can be vacuumed one day and covered with hair again the very next morning.

Wife: Honey, can you vacuum the haireas today before the guests arrive?

by preadyoff September 10, 2009

Puerto Rican Hairdo

When you're performing a 69 with the male on top (so that his anus is directly above the girl's head) and he takes a shit in her hair, thus creating an authentic puerto rican hairdo.

Bitch was scrapin' so I gave her a puerto rican hairdo.

by Sneakthief October 8, 2008

who hired you?

got this from dese guys from atlanta we met wen me and sum friends went to myrtle beach. it means either who asked you to say that? or who asked you to do that?

after jamie says one of their other sayins:

jamie: chill man chill
guys: who hired you???

by Anizzle13 August 18, 2008

hairdick

ask someone who cares

steve went down the road blasting right here right now

by mabby September 8, 2003

hairdryer

An electrocution tool (combined with a bathtub full of water) used by a jealous dominatrix.

She threw a hairdryer into the water and he met St. Peter then.

by Chris Slychan April 8, 2006

Hatred

Hatred is a typical word used to express you’re (emotions) and usually taken as a (insult) To others but let’s be reminded that this (word) can be used to (invite) (happiness) and (enlighten )your day! (Hatred)can be used in sentences people (hate) on others because they truely hate themselves and usually have a lot to say about others they don’t know and hate the fact that others lives are a (mirrored) (image) of another’s.

Hatred-Don’t hate appreciate!

by Miss purr February 22, 2019

hired guns

A hard rockin' band from campbell river BC that rocks

Hired guns rocks i saw them and my balls exploded on the first song due to rock

by Caflisch22 July 31, 2006