Spoerk glasses

glasses that are entirely too big for someones face.

person 1: wow that person has glasses too big for his face.
person 2: nahh, those are just spoerk glasses
person 1: so theyre cool?
person 2: oh hell no
person 1: i hate you

person 3: systematically chris is a barn yard chimpanzee

by Ms. Thompson April 17, 2010

Mile in a glass jug

To titty fuck a girl between her breasts, or glass jugs, if you will.

I really needed some Mile in a glass jug, so I approached Veronica, the town slut, propositioning that she let me titty fuck her massive jugs.

by BenJuan May 2, 2010

Glasgow kiss

Glasgwegien slang for headbutt

Ahm gonna gee yeh a glesga kiss

by David McQuillan March 28, 2003

Glasgow Central Station

A bee hive of angsty emo/scene teenagers.

Commuters will pass through desperately trying to avoid the sea of skin tight clothes, bad haircuts, depression, and general idiocy.

Usually found hanging around under the 'Glasgow Central Clock'.

Lets go hang out under the clock at Glasgow Central Station cause its totally the coolest place to be.

by The man next door. June 30, 2009

Glasgow

Biggest city in Scotland, and a place where there is always a party! Very friendly people, the culture is built on banter and helping each other. Everyone should live here for a while, shapes good people

Glasgow should be the capital of Scotland. Unfortunately Edinburgh has that covered, despite the fact that they're all fur coat and no knickers

by Tartanlawyer September 10, 2015

cold glass of shut the hell up

Something you serve to people who talk shit. Sometimes it is something you serve before a can of whup or whoop ass(which ever you prefer.)

You talk a lot of shit, how about a nice cold glass of shut the hell up. If you keep it, I'll open up a can of whoop ass.

by gregg francois June 11, 2006

rose-cunted glasses

- to look back on a past relationship and exaggerate about how good the sex was.

"Whenever he thought about their time together he always did so through rose-cunted glasses."

by spookfish March 10, 2015