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Scottish term for a round hole in an item of clothing burned by falling ash from a cigarette (or cannibis joint) of which you were smoking.
"Ah fuck man, i just got a bomber!"
by The man next door. July 01, 2009

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Scottish slang for the term 'toilet'.
Im going for a dump in the shiter.
by The man next door. June 30, 2009

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A place where angsty emo/scene kids will be found.
Usually on a Saturday afternoon in groups exceeding 50.

Very clever.
"Look at all those emo's standing under the glasgow central clock, what losers!"
by The man next door. July 01, 2009

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A bee hive of angsty emo/scene teenagers.

Commuters will pass through desperately trying to avoid the sea of skin tight clothes, bad haircuts, depression, and general idiocy.

Usually found hanging around under the 'Glasgow Central Clock'.
Lets go hang out under the clock at Glasgow Central Station cause its totally the coolest place to be.
by The man next door. June 30, 2009

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Scottish slang for the term ass; arse; etc.
"Aye, she took it up the chufter"
by The man next door. June 30, 2009

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Scottish term for using a blade (or any other sharp object) to cut the face of an innocent bystander. Usually leaving the victim with large scars on either, or both sides of the face.

This act is usually carried out by the famous 'Glaswegian Ned'.
"Haw you! If ye don't fuck aff am gonne slash ye!"

"You hear aboot wee jimmy? He git slashed!"
by The man next door. July 01, 2009

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Can
Scottish Terms:

1/ A term for a person of an overweight/obese nature. (Usually female)
2/ The term a male would use about wanting to have sexual intercourse with the opposite sex.
1/ "Look at her, shes a fat can"
2/ "Aye mate, i would well can her"
by The man next door. July 01, 2009

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