Greetings Syndrome

It makes you greet to everyone, including animals. It's very rare and the causes are speculated.

Common Greetings Syndrome symptoms:
-Saying hello to everyone
-Can't stop thinking about saying hello
-Thinking humans have good behavior

Greetings Syndrome complications:
This list shows most people complications

-Self-injury
-Depression
-Suicide taughts
-Thinking they should be punished if they do not greet to anyone

Greetings Syndrome diagnosis:
-Symptoms persist for 2 weeks
-Shows common complications

Greetings Syndrome causes:
While speculated, people usually develop Greetings Syndrome in either
-School
-Or at home
They get screamed, punished by parents, teachers when they don't greet

Greetings Syndrome background:
A guy with Idiot Syndrome decided to show his idiocy just by making this definition. So please send help while you can

Greeting Syndrome cases:
6,969,098 cases

Greeting Syndrome prevention:
-Not going to school
-Not going to home
-Living as homeless guy

If Greetings Syndrome was real, would it be more like this? Or more like other disorder variant?

by Notmelol123 January 31, 2022

Greenhill Football Team

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ha greeng Greenhill Football Team

by ur mom010 February 8, 2022

geetha

Geetha itself is an amazing name. It means divine song. They can be so down to earth, create a motherly atmosphere, might be a best friend. Geetha is awesome , strong , beautiful and kind. She is one of a kind person who is ray of sunshine for others. She is a gift to those around her. A gem of limitless rarity. She is one of the most special people you know. Without people like her, life would be so boring and dull. She is a a wonderful human being and her laugh is the most beautiful sound ever. Geetha is amazing.

geetha is amazing

by gnbubgyfdyu March 3, 2022

Greenhall

To be the lowest form of humankind

I trusted you Bryan, then turned Greenhall on all of us.

by Dr thunder boy March 7, 2022

Gretha

One of the best people you will ever meet, most likely a virgo, dirty minded, judgy, kind, and if you have one as a friend please keep them <3

That Gretha is really awesome

by Idk ;) April 5, 2022

Greathouse

Super old man. Usually complains about back pain.

Wow I can’t come to work today. My back is killing me. Im such a Greathouse.

by Chickengod69 June 15, 2022

Greenthunder479

A very naughty boy who fucks his monkeys under his table and always says gimme 2 seconds b4 everyfight cause he wants to enable his 3 autoclickers. Also known as The gay stripper man which was derived from xenodynamics consumption of pornography which lead to call him The gay stripper man. IF YOU EVER SEE A GREENTHUNDER JUST KNOW WILL BE CLICKING MORE THAN 17.

bro was caught cheating he really pulled a greenthunder479!

by anonymous October 29, 2022