Grease Spot

She dies here and I'll be a grease spot
by Praxtreme April 23, 2009
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grease pony

A slur typically used against gingers. it originated from an unknown person on Quora saying that ginger hair is just a greasy version of blonde hair. The term pony in it was originally in there to mention longer haired gingers such as Dave Mustaine but has since turned into a generalised slur towards all gingers
Person 1: I love Megadeth but I understand why Metallica kicked him from when he was with them

Person 2: Exactly! You should never trust a Grease Pony!
by Nicktendo69Lmao October 11, 2022
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grease the seat

the act of lubricating one's butthole in preperation for anal sex
man randy was so rough with me last nite. that bastard didn't even grease the seat
by WHINDMAN January 14, 2011
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Sleep grease

Don't rub your face on my arm with your sleep grease.
by AarmonddUBIF December 21, 2014
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Grease Chair

The chair a man sits in while masturbating to internet porn. Easily identified by the semen stains on the chair.
Mike: What's the deal with this chair Chuck? You spill a bunch of toothpaste on it?

Chuck: No, that's my grease chair. Bangbros just got some new vids up and I had a good tossing session.

Mike: Nice! That explains the tissues all over.
by Joel E. February 21, 2009
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Grease Pigeon

A disgusting person who does not groom themselves well.
by SoySauce69420 April 29, 2022
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Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole.
"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."

"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."
by M&TfromtheDeli June 29, 2016
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