Front row fattys

The overweight girls who are always in the front row watching any small venue band. They know all the words to every song and insist on letting you know they know the words... They bake cookies or a cake and have signs for every band members birthday.

FRF's guitar sniffers cake bakers Band Beasts Front Row Fattys

by flax64 February 4, 2010

Front Row Oreo

An individual who always chooses to sit in the front row of any class or presentation. This person has a high propensity for learning and tends to be spited by the rest of the class for their social alienation, excessive study habits, and tenancy to throw any potential grading curve.

That damn Front Row Oreo is really making us look like slackers.

by MyPseudonym12 February 25, 2011

Front Mouth

When, during oral sex, the penis barely enters the mouth and stays in the front of the givers mouth.

"Damn man, that girl must have the strongest gag reflex ever, she only let me get front mouth."

by Law-BooGiE January 8, 2012

Front Of The Boat

1) The moment in which a person is so emotionally overwhelmed by an event, that they believe they are the central focus of that precise moment, disregarding their surroundings and sometimes gesticulating wildly, akin to Rose standing with Jack at the ship's bow in the 1997 film "Titanic".

2) Acting like a spastic.

"Man, that guy at the gig last night where the tables are? Singing and waving his f**king arms about? He must have thought he was at the front of the boat. Jesus.

by SimonSaysDoThis August 30, 2013

front page website

A website where the majority of content is found on the front page.
The sites usually have lots of links to other websites.

Enviromation.net is a front page website. You get all the information you need from the home page.

by BessieBoop October 20, 2013

front door dance

When you really need to pee when opening the front door

I really needed to pee coming home now I'm doing the front door dance

by Upstairsdragon December 29, 2013

Front Pocket Guilt

Direct Guilt. Saying something to make someone else feel bad, but not disguising the guilt in any way. Directly giving them the guilt instead of hinting at it. Usually to gain something desired, such as food or money, etc.

Son/Daughter: "Mom! I so hungry. You haven't fed me all day! Make me something!"
Mom: "Make it yourself, Front Pocket Guilt doesn't work on me."

by Morokai April 19, 2014