Freshmaker

The sexual act of pouring Diet Coke on your genitals and then encouraging your partner to fellate you with a Mentos in their mouth.

I got a Freshmaker from Tina last night and now I have to reupholster my Camry.

by charlie44 January 1, 2023

cock hungry freshman

despite her manly appearance, she craves the male genitals of older, whore weary college males. Can be known to have bouts of constant mindless talking.

dude did you tap that ass last night?

no man, she was defiantly a cock hungry freshman...

by ostenbowa September 30, 2010

the mexican freshman

The Mexican Freshman is the sexual act of Using Taco Bell fire sauce as lubricant while having sex with a virgin.

I gave Sarah the Mexican freshman last night and she loved it

by Candaaa May 28, 2014

Does it look like it says freshman on it

A sentence that cows say when angry at freshman. The sentence doesn’t make sense but they are cows so luckily it wasn’t just “moooooo”. This sentence is used usually by a group of three cows that all look like each other, are super bored with their lives, and smell really dank. ;)

One of the three cows: “mooooooo”

Non-cow person: “what was that”
One of the three cows: “moooo Does it look like it says freshman on it moooo?”
Non-cow person: “does it look like is says for smelly a$$ cows on it?”
One of the three cows: “mooooooo” *hairflip*

by thefabfag;) November 17, 2021

freshman

A high school 9th-grader who owns a LiveJournal, complains about how much their parents are making their lives suck, tries to get as much attention from the older kids as possible, copies others to be cool... You get the idea. They're basically complete drama queens who should go back to middle school.

There should be a rule that you have to be at least 16 to enter high school; saves the rest of us a lot of stress.

by Morbidia June 2, 2005

freshmanitis

-When a sophomore girl hangs out with and talks to all the freshman at your school.

-When an older girl is always dating the freshman guys.

Spencer: What's with Mary? She's been hanging with the freshmen an awful lot.

Anthony: Yeah, she just got out of a relationship with one and now she's talking to that other one?

Spencer: Mary's definitely got a case of freshmanitis.

by ilovedicktionary March 17, 2011

Freshman 10

Supposedly during freshman year of high school, girls mostly gain 10 pounds during the year

"Ugh I've gained my freshman 10 already."

by Wickedpixie May 16, 2015