freshmex

Obloquy used to describe an individual who is highly emotional, acts melodramatic, and feels insecure around girls who the individual wants relationships with over the Internet.

Said individual may or may not attempt to attain sympathy by continually moaning about how their life "sucks", reminiscing over past derogatory incidents with people that aren't going to give a shit, and threatening suicide.

Commonly intertwined with the following words: bipolar and emo.

He won't be snatchin' my girl; he's just a stupid freshmex.

freshmex by Jocose September 10, 2008

freshmex

someone obsessed with chicks but doesn't got any

Antonym of pimp: freshmex

freshmex by Anonymous August 18, 2003

freshmex

stupid ass mexican

<freshmex> yo quiero burritos

freshmex by xone July 17, 2003

freshmen freak-out

when a freshmen in high school has absolutely no clue whatsoever how to get to a certain class or area. during this stressful process, they go crazy sprinting through the hallways and yelling about how big their school is. this happens most of the time when the bell rings beginning a new class period. Freshmen freak-outs occur in the first few months of high school, until the freshmen adjusts to his or her surroundings. freshmen freak-outs are usualy expressed in bitter anger.

Carl was having a total freshmen freak-out when the hallways were totaly jammed and he still had no idea where his english class was.

freshmen freak-out by hugmonsta May 11, 2010

pocket freshmen 

new kids in the freshman class that are so small they could fit in your back pocket.

did you see those frosh over there, they're total pocket freshmen.

pocket freshmen by MOK69 November 27, 2011

pet freshmen 

When you are a sophomore or a higher grade and you meet freshmen who are obvious that they are freshmen. The freshmen are like pets because they're not used to being in high school like the sophomores and upperclassmen have experienced.

girl 1: look at those freshmen sitting at our table.

girl 2: yeah but they're my pet freshmen

pet freshmen by look at that chick January 11, 2013

Freshmen 

first year students in college, formal way of saying 'bottom of the food chain' or 'light weight'.

Freshmen usually travel in cluster groups. Said cluster groups are spotted easily, due to the large assortment of unnecessary school supplies in which the freshmen carries with them at all times.

Freshmen can also be mistaken for mentally challenged alcoholic gremlins. This is not a representation for all freshmen; however most of them fit this description accurately.
There is a very rare endangered species of freshmen. This breed is commonly known as 'that cool freshman'. That cool freshman is an individual whom most already assume are an upperclassmen due to their seasoned alcohol tolerance, common sense and ability to function off three hours of sleep without feeling the need to tell everyone about how tired they are.

'are those girls transfer here? i've never seen them before'
'no, they're freshmen'
'how do you know?'
'dude, they're both carrying three notebooks, sticky notes, pencil sharpeners and graphing calculators. nobody buys all that shit in college. one notebook and a pen is good enough.'
'oh, you're right! hey, did you invite that cool freshmen to the kegger tonight?'
'fuckin' right i did! the little bastard drank me under the table last night. he's crazy!'

Freshmen by happypeanutssoar September 18, 2012