flounder penis

Will’s tiny shrimp dick

Will’s dick is as small as a flounder penis

by Master of chundy June 6, 2018

Federal Fondle

To be subjected to an enhanced 'pat down' by federal TSA cronies at the airport.

Guy1: "Dude I was hoping to get a federal fondle from some hottie when I was heading back home. But all I got was some retarded fat dude."

Guy2: "HAHA! OWNED!"

by whev November 20, 2010

Idiot Fonde

One of if not the ugliest human beings ever created. This idiot Fonde dead looks like a sloth and has horse shit for breath and also lets not forget about how your eyebrows are longer than your haircut and one last thing, NICE BRACES!

Oh look it’s the ugliest kid ever, idiot Fonde.

by Luther1 April 8, 2019

Slap, Lick, Fondle (Big Ass Yoga Balls)

A game where 3 people stand in a line and another person faces them all. That one person then gets to slap one person, lick another and fondle with the last person's genitals, breast or vagina.

Watch tosh.o on Comedy Central, and then you will know.

Slap, Lick, Fondle (Big Ass Yoga Balls)

by Flogendorf July 24, 2012

Flounder

The true definition of a flounder is a shapeless woman who has neither breasts nor an ass. She is thinly shaped up and down much like the fish.

The flounder originally thought she was cute until she discovered that she lacked any sexual organ that would catch the eye of the opposite sex.

by Lord Price XI April 5, 2009

Foundational Black American

A non-immigrant Black person who descended from enslaved person in America. Foundational Black Americans usually have lineages to Africa and Black indigenous people of North America.

"I'm not an immigrant to the U.S, I'm a Foundational Black American."

by Junkanuu February 2, 2022

turd-fondler

The implication that a person indulges in the fondling of fecal matter. A thoroughly despicable person often of dubious legitimacy and sexual ambivalence.

Kevin is a world-class turd-fondler.

by Martin Burns April 27, 2006