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Ford Tortoise

When my stupid ex-wife divorced me, I was sable to trade up from our old Ford Tortoise station wagon to a brand new Ford Rustang GT!
by Car-roll Shelby July 22, 2006
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FORD

acronym for:

F requent
O ff
R amp
D ecoration
Just another stupid acronym for the Ford Motor Company
by T Ryan June 27, 2008
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Ford Mustang

A very fast AMERICAN car unlike little crap hondas and acura's
Honda Owner:Look at that mustang he's goin 80 maybe we should race him.
Mustang owner:suck my big dick little honda you can't never ever eva eva eva step up biiiiiitch.hahaha nods head* at honda
by robert May 13, 2005
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Ford

Now the best car company in the world since the Japanese believe they can make perfect cars by divine right while Ford over here actually started building quality cars.
person 1: My Ford Fusion has 500,000 miles on it and its still running like new.

person 2: the gas pedal in my Camry got stuck and i crashed into a tree
by andy 3 February 21, 2010
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Ford Sierra Cosworth

Ford Motor Company
The Founder Henry Ford, UK spec car the Ford Sierra Cosworth had a (Cough)....... 2.0 litre 16v turbo charged engine which standard produces 212 bhp, now this sized engine probably sounds small to you guys, but i own one which is 462bhp at the wheels .(highly Tuneable) So this is just so america can appreciate one of Ford Europes finest creations, and we dont all talk like prince charles, over 95% of the country has different accents Gordie scouse manc brummy cockney northern scottish welsh irish.--- indian and pakistani mainly if im honest,ha ha ha! just like you guys. oh and rip tupac he's the best........ peace!
Ford Sierra Cosworth Cossie Power.
by eddmyster October 31, 2008
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Ford Ranger

A truly badass truck made from 1983-2011 and 2018-current. A fucking good quarter ton with plenty of room. Just don't think your getting too many bells and whistles tho. In Canada these are known as f whoppers and really are good.

One bad thing: once people know you have one there goes your weekends.

P.s: if you want to haul beer kegs illegally, this is your best shot. Throw those fuckers in sideways and throw a tarp over and your fine.
Hey, can I borrow your ford ranger to haul some beer kegs and possibly ass?

Count me in!
by Homicidal toddler January 21, 2018
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Ford Owns

Ford cars are the best cars ever. Henry Ford is a genious and if u dont like Fords go to hell!

1. If you say 'Ford Owns' you are emplying that Fords are Awesome!
Bob: see that Ford Mustang!!!

Frank: YEAH!!! Ford Owns!
by Ford26 August 8, 2008
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