Decency Flush

If a Courtesy Flush is flushing while still on the toilet (to eliminate odor for others' sakes), then a Decency Flush is simply flushing the toilet when done pooping... period.

Dear roommate: A 'courtesy flush' isn't required but a 'decency flush' kinda is. So please remember to flush after you shit your next hobbit. Okay, thanks.

Dear roommate: Found another shit show in the toilet today. Please refer to my last note... the whole 'decency flush' thing. Okay. Yeah. Thanks.

Dear roommate: Another hobbit found.

Dear roommate: Okay. Scratch the decency flush thing... moving on to 'mandated flush'. Please comply.

Dear roommate: I'm moving out. Not comfortable wearing this hazmat suit anymore.

by PDXJohnny99 June 25, 2013

flushing the toilet

A girl shits in your mouth, while she jacks you off.

My mouth tastes like shit, but the pipe is drained; thanks to the girlfriend flushing the toilet.

by 3o8 June 9, 2009

flushworthy

flushworthy. adj. the quality of lacking minimal aesthetic plausibility or intellectual heft.

Radiohead's King of Limbs LP is flushworthy. No one would entertain the idea that its creative process produced a good record.

by mybittermoon March 22, 2011

Game Flush

While playing a game/watching a movie etc. and running to the bathroom to pee. A Game Flush is flushing the toilet nearing the end of urination to maximize efficiency so that the player can quickly return to the game. Basically the toilet finishes flushing just after the end of your pee.

Player One: Be right back going to B room
*1 minute later
Player Two: Damn that was fast, did you at least wash?
Player One: Yeah man, did a Game Flush.

by Evan Wade & Ryan Barker January 26, 2007

Flush

1. Used to describe someone, or something as clean.
2. Usually used as a compliment for vehicles, and clothing.
3. A clean look of something.

1. "Bro since you lowered the S13 it looks Hella Flush."
2. "Damn man you look Flush as hell in those threads."
3. "Those kicks are Hella Flush."

by Scottie Drift March 17, 2008

flustercuck

1. The polite way to say clusterfuck.
2. The redness in the cheeks that occurs once you discover you've been cuckolded.

1. This election cycle is a real flustercuck.
2. John was flustercucked after he found out Sue cheated on him.

by MisterWhisper July 3, 2016

Ghost Flush

After taking a big #2 and you've pushed the toilet paper packing to a maximum ( one more ply and it will surely clog) you flush and wait for the "cyclone" of water to throw the last bunch of T.P. down the hole. This resembles a ghost flying and saves you from one hell of a shit storm (no pun intended).

"Dude, I was in a public restroom, and in order to save myself from a huge clogging affair, I pulled a ghost flush and yelled "BOOOOO" as the cyclone engulfed my last wipe."

"Nice. I'm a plumber, and will surely pass this on to future clients. This could be the end of the plunger."

by Dangle Berries August 28, 2009