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Floppy Disk

A limp penis. When hard it is called a Hard Drive. Used by geeky or nerdy boys/men for pickup lines or while talking with their friends.
Guy 1: "She turns my floppy disk into a hard drive!"
Guy 2: "I can tell."

Guy: "You turn my floppy disk into a hard drive."
Girl: "What?!"
by NerdzGurl June 24, 2011
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Floozy

A hoe or whore who will date or have sex with anything that has living cells.
Avery Jackson

Avery Jackson is a floozy
by itsGibby7 July 9, 2017
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flooper

The foulest of all farts not involving shit stains in your pants, an underwater fart.
Darcie busted a mean flooper in the pool that capsized my toy sail boat.
by Cong Kong August 7, 2007
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Floop

Floop (noun) - A large number of starfish travelling along a similar path.
The humble starfish (Asterias Forbesii) does not have a regular migratory route. It does however, floop. Where 'flooping' is the action of large numbers of starfish travelling along a similar path.
by melvin(00) February 3, 2010
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Floppy Fish

When you lick both sides of your hand and jiggle it rapidly in a woman's vaginal area.
"I was skeptical about the Floppy Fish, but I tried it, and it felt sooo good!"
by Jato Unleashed October 21, 2009
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Hard Floppy

an uncercumcized erection
Wow! You deffinitely have a hard floppy don't ya?
by michelle June 10, 2004
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