FATTER

To gain more fatness, or to become more fat than you were before.

Holy crap, Joe, did you just get fatter?

by Hampikizzel Fo' Shizzel June 2, 2005

fester

A big bulgy sore zit, typically on your face.

Don't eat all that chocolate, it'll give you festers!

by festerface December 12, 2012

Fasterbate

The act of taking a laptop to the bathroom with you in order to relieve yourself after relieving yourself.

"David, why are you taking the laptop to the bathroom?"
"I'm just going to fasterbate, mom!"

by veovis88 June 26, 2009

fapster

A man or woman who has a unique but natural constant obsession with hitting meat.

"since she has become widowed she has become a fapster"

by Isunbbh May 21, 2017

man farter

A woman who farts in a low tone, or like a man.

"wow did u hear Grace last night. She's such a man farter

by Tabernaque February 25, 2008

Fester

Male shocker, where the pinkie is shoved up the urinary tract, while two others are inserted into the anus.
one up the japs eye, two in the mud pie

they were arrested for festering in a public toilet

by brain cloud December 16, 2007

Fastegio

(Fah-Stee-Geo)
A word you use to counter an insult you don't understand.

Jimmy: Mike, you're exiled from this town because you're a retard.
Mike: *Hesitates* Uh...You're a fastegio!

by Osx April 12, 2009