English

1. to put great effort towards doing as little as possible.

2. Adj. to describe the act of getting out of a work scenario.

3. v. To talk or act (pretend) there is an emergency elsewhere in order to remove oneself from a work environment

Just put a little English on it

by rick motherfuckin james bitch July 22, 2012

Fuckwit English

When a person is so incompetent they don't know how to spell or use proper grammar or punctuation.

2dai i wnt n saw ma sista in da hosptal cus she fell ova lukin 4 her keyz n den she cudnt tlk ta me cus she was tierd. Yeah, that bitch is so fluent in Fuckwit English.

yeh i had 2 tak 2 wkz of wrk cuz i dun no how to spel shit

by One happy speller October 4, 2010

Ogre-English

Butchered spoken English. English spoken using words that are not in the dictionary.

I corrected several grammerical errors.
Fo shizzle, my nizzle!
I cain't git none o' dis stuff to work!

Above are examples of "Ogre-English".

by I.M. Fletcher March 17, 2011

English

A dumblanguage that is absolutely horrible. You will have to learn dozens of tenses and how to use them, trillions of vocabs , learn horrifying unknown old and ancient language and so...

I hate English , there’s a unseen poetry English test today! Ughhh!

by Iamveryserious October 25, 2019

Englished

To be intoxicated to the point of extreme motor skills failure. To spill beverages on ones clothing or body if, due to bets and challenges, one is not wearing clothing anymore. The point at which the illogical seems logical and doors, chairs, vases, and glasses are begging one to break them.

You don't remember last night? Your shirt was more wet than dry and you were past Terry Schiavo drunk, you were Englished.

by dDaVmFmRmKtMtWrDjS February 2, 2009

English Muffin Pizza

Probably one of the greatest foods in existence, extremely easy and quick to make. Toasted English Muffin, tomato sauce, cheese, + toppings. Put under the oven broiler until cheese is beginning to brown. Remove, eat, jizz in your pants, rinse and repeat.

Matt: Yo brb gonna go make some english muffin pizzas, swear man they're SOOOOO good. Loki: Fuck now i'm hungry and the average mexican taco won't satisfy me. Cody: Ayo P;

by Hexing July 24, 2010

English Tea Biscuit

When you are squatting over your old lady and steeping your balls real good in her mouth with a old fashioned tea bagging and you drop a hot turd on her chest.

Rachel was steeping my ballsack real good last night but was not overlay fond of the English tea biscuit.

I woke her up today to the sights, sounds and savory smells of an English tea biscuit.

by Eaton Holgoode November 26, 2018