Elijah ranes

gay asf and gets bullied alot online

elijah ranes is a person who gets bullied alot

by ok what’s ur point June 03, 2022

Elijah Fish

Dark sense off humor

"Do you have a Elijah Fish"
"No but I do have a dead child"
"Ha loser"
"😭"
"😂👉"

by The Gulper July 14, 2022

elijah clark

An athletic beast whom which the ladies get overly thirsty for and depend on his massive load of spunk to make them happy

I want an Elijah Clark ever so badly right now

by Dr. Van Swarrnaggen February 24, 2015

elijah otten

the most gangster person ever

damn look at that elijah otten go

by jimmy person December 20, 2016

elijah mook

Elijah Mook is a really ugly person who tries to be funny but really isn't. You should never friend an Elijah mook

Elijah mook sucks and he stupid and upsessed with Fortnite and mine craft

by Elijah mook April 30, 2020

Elijah Wood

Slang for a modern, sexy dude with edgy nerd appeal.

or Female erection.

"Ohhhh is that Elijah Wood? No girl it's just some random dude in a Fred Perry and/or Flanagan's barber ad."

"I think looking at that guy just gave me Elijah Wood."

"Your Elijah Wood is starting to show. You must think he's super hot."

by cake wax December 31, 2013

Elijah/Simba

A very manly man, most likely in love with someone named Samantha Wells/ Nola, And is a procrastibator. Someone who watches porn instead of doing work.
Also known as the most amazing person in the entire world and completely dedicated to the love of his life Samantha Wells/Nola.

Wow! That guy is watching porn with his lady friend Samantha! What a Elijah/Simba!

by Eli Olson October 25, 2010