"Do you have a Elijah Fish"
"No but I do have a dead child"
"Ha loser"
"😭"
"😂👉"
by The Gulper July 14, 2022
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An outrageously awesome term given to a thing which brings forth... fantasticality, said by Elijah.
That fireworks show was MAGA beyond outstanding, and yes that was an Elijah-ism.
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Elijah Mook is a really ugly person who tries to be funny but really isn't. You should never friend an Elijah mook
Elijah mook sucks and he stupid and upsessed with Fortnite and mine craft
by Elijah mook April 30, 2020
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Slang for a modern, sexy dude with edgy nerd appeal.

or Female erection.
"Ohhhh is that Elijah Wood? No girl it's just some random dude in a Fred Perry and/or Flanagan's barber ad."

"I think looking at that guy just gave me Elijah Wood."

"Your Elijah Wood is starting to show. You must think he's super hot."
by cake wax December 31, 2014
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A very manly man, most likely in love with someone named Samantha Wells/ Nola, And is a procrastibator. Someone who watches porn instead of doing work.
Also known as the most amazing person in the entire world and completely dedicated to the love of his life Samantha Wells/Nola.
Wow! That guy is watching porn with his lady friend Samantha! What a Elijah/Simba!
by Eli Olson October 25, 2010
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