Octopus erection

When you and 7 buddies get hard all at the same time and go to town on the same girl, who also brought along her sea food for good measure

Nick: Did you guys have fun last night at my octopus erection party?

Diego: Yeah I loved the smoked salmon we had after!

by Dadadad4 June 11, 2018

Heat Erection

When you are so over-sexually-stimulated that you feel as though you have to have diarrhea

I have a heat erection for Sarah

by BladezRLyfe December 14, 2018

Facial Erection

The look on the face of the person that is too excited to see you. Obviously and prematurely turned on, very creepy. Opposite of poker face.

Stanley--Man, the women here are so anti-social. All I said was hi, you look hot, and she fled.
Melvin--Dude, turn it down a notch. Look at yourself. Your facial erection creeped her out bad so she's hiding behind her friends. Now get away from me before you kill my scene, too.

by The Original Tankboy January 1, 2020

Jamie's Erection

Where a erection only becomes 7 atoms big.

Yo, Jamie came up to me showed me Jamie's Erection . Pretty Big for him.

by Tughub June 25, 2017

Penis face Erection head

A stupid person. Sometimes used for the laughs. Or a nickname for a dumb person who doesn't have a brain.

What about it, Penis face Erection head?

by Your mum is gay lol October 14, 2022

oppression-erection

The arousal, physical AND/OR mental, that a male feels when exerting privilege and oppressing a female.

"I opened a door the other day for a woman. With my OPPRESSION-ERECTION!"

"That 'heterosexuality is stockholm syndrome' meme gave me such an oppression-erection."

by Robocopiii May 24, 2014

super erection

1. What mark p's penis is called when it is hard

whoa mark has another super erection!

by Jesusatan August 28, 2003