English Breakfast Tea 

When you fuck a cup of tea and then drink it.
It is what the English used to do before tv was invented

I love this tea, its so yummy
Dude, I just English Breakfast Tea'd in that!
Yummy ;)

English Breakfast Tea by Srdjan April 30, 2008

English teabags

Testicles

Dude, I got kicked in my English teabags!

English teabags by vanessasarah13 October 10, 2011

English teacher 

An English teacher is a teacher who overly exaggerates everything by saying a red table is angry and the blue chair is sad. They also have favourites which is obvious. If they ask to describe a red table, they will automatically say that it is angry or mad. It is not angry or mad. It is just a table.

You might say: are you sad like a blue chair?
Them: no. don't be an English teacher

English teacher by Outrageously stunning April 10, 2020

ENGLISH PATIENT 

Verb) The act of sitting down and defecating at the same time. This, in turn, will make feces fill the anal crevasse upon which the owner of said feces will wait until said feces forms into hard crust. This, can then in turn, be used as a dagger or a boomerang in which small children and hemophiliacs can enjoy. Corn bits and other nondigestive foods add to the aerodynamics as well as the sharpness of the finished product.

For the talent show, Beirne made an English Patient on stage and decided to use it as a microphone until he became hungry and ate it.

ENGLISH PATIENT by Jay Cavaiola June 23, 2007

English Orgasm 

The sexual sensation when one is aroused by the utterance of a word.

Warning: When reading this definition, one might be aroused. Don't be frightened if you feel inhibited to perform a sexual act... On a partner... roommate... or oneself...

Computer: "Apocalypticism- Messaniac tendencies."
Erika: "Say that five times fast! ;) "
Tal: "I think I just had my first English Orgasm."

English Orgasm by Telair October 14, 2009

English Steamer 

When having a sleep over and someone passes out early. Tape a Tea Bag to said persons forehead and pee on them. That way you are making them a fresh Batch of PeeTea that will sure to piss over whoever your peeing on.

At Taylor's B-Day party, Tim fell asleep and we all decided to give him a English Steamer to wake him up seeing as how he fell alseep first.

English Steamer by halo3nerd June 25, 2008

english basement 

A location or dwelling given much pomp and circumstance but is really just a fixed-up shithole.

John was bragging about his new apartment, but it's really just an english basement.

english basement by bigredginger October 9, 2008