Sweet Eggs

Crack open 3 eggs into a bowl
5 tablespoons of sugar
Let sit for 6 hours in the hot sun
Put in freezer for 10 hours
Cook for 5 minutes at 500 degrees
Put in lukewarm water until thawed
Pour into toaster oven and see if it works
If it doesn't then that's too bad

Hey, want some sweet eggs?

by wut888 March 29, 2019

elmo eggs

basically over easy eggs. the yolk looks like elmo’s nose, therefore, elmo eggs.

Bea: What kind of eggs are those?
Yabs: ELMO EGGS!!

by beayea October 18, 2022

doing duck eggs

Duck eggs arent important. When you say "I'm doing duck eggs" really means you're bored and didnt do anything productive.

"What did you get up to today?"
"Duck eggs"

"What are you doing today?"
"I'm doing duck eggs"

by Paranaboy October 4, 2015

Sex with eggs

Chinese slang for duck

I am going to a pet shop to buy sex with eggs

by Xxjoe_mamaxX October 19, 2021

It smells like dead rat mixed with eggs

When someone farts and it smells bad

When Jeremy Lynch’s Best Friend farts Jermey Lynch says “ It smells like dead rat mixed with eggs “.

by Eejejejeje July 30, 2022

you know what would make this better? Some deviled eggs!

This is so I can buy a mug for my dad as an inside joke

Bro, you know what would make this better? Some deviled eggs!
Bro...

by click here for a dollar December 6, 2021

bum eggs

is the waste matter from a living beings back passage:POO

"steal the bum eggs from the pan, much to the owners bemusement"

by Ian_666 August 11, 2004