dusty car horn

When one applies a generous amount of flower to the rim of ones asshole, then proceeds to fart out of the window of a moving vehicle.

I saw my friend Jim next to me, so to get his attention, I preformed a dusty car horn!

by kins.webb February 2, 2015

Dusty Yute

Those kids in the year below you who scream in break.

Askut you dusty yutes fam or willahi I’ll chef you up better be saying inshullah now

by Chunkz_dont@me February 1, 2022

shore duty problems

The US Navy's version of white girl problems. A shore duty problem is only a problem because you work in an office building at a slack-ass fleet support job, and life is good. Shore duty problems are commonly experienced by sailors who have not been assigned to a ship in a long time, and consequently have their threshold for flipping their shit grossly miscalibrated. Those who have spent some time on sea duty know what actual problems are, and are much less likely to go ape-shit over such trivial annoyances.

Shore duty problems may include:

-"Powerpoint froze before I saved my work and now I have to reopen it and spend 10 minutes entering this data all over again! AAAAAAAGH! I'm going to bludgeon everyone in this fucking office to death with my three-hole punch!"
-"We're not allowed to watch YouTube videos at work anymore?! GRRRAAAAGH! This is worse than being raped in the mouth! I'm going to break my keyboard in half and then strangle your children with my mouse cord!"

In comparison to common sea duty problems, which are actually worth freaking out over:
-"Toxic hydrogen sulfide gas is leaking into my berthing."
-"The sewage system is broken and I am covered in liquified human excrement while trying to fix it."
-"I am literally on fire/being electrocuted/getting shot at by Somali pirates right now."

by onshoreduty November 1, 2011

Moving Dusty

Doing any and everything at the best of your ability.

Mike moving dusty in that new s550.

by Slimebeezy December 7, 2020

Dusty Bitch

a woman who will meet you to fuck but won't meet you so you can see your kid(s)

I paid my child support but this dusty bitch is still tripping

by BigBodyLexus June 3, 2015

Call Of Duty

A silly video game played by teenage and adult men. This game is addicting for two reasons. One: To stop men from having a life. Two: A punishment from God to make sure men never have sex.
Playing Call Of Duty or COD may cause you to end up with the nick name of the "Forty Year Old Virgin"
I dont' suggest playing this game. You'll go no where in life.

Call of duty is beast man.
Only if you never wanna get some!

by Moooomooo March 27, 2010

Dutty Wine

A dance orignated in Jamaica where you move your legs in a butterfly motion and swing your head around,it looks really good if you know how to do it

Yooo look at those fine Jamaican girls doin da Dutty Wine!

by Da Finest From BX September 19, 2006