drithi

Really cute and pretty but can be very annoying at times....keeps talking low about herself for no reason and should start standing up for herself.

Attracts lesbians and is a total guy magnet

She's such a hot ass drithi

by Thetinggoesskrraahh January 11, 2018

ditch and switch

When a straight person ditches their significant other for a same sex relationship

Did you see Maggie did the old ditch and switch with Mitch? She’s dating Rebecca now.

by Janis Popular May 2, 2020

Dignity Ditch

The art of observing a man or woman's entry into a toilet stall followed by silence indicating that they expect said person to leave. Only, one pretends to leave by opening and closing the door yet remain inside allowing the subject a false sense of privacy. Upon forceful evacuation of the bowels and much flatulence said observer involuntarily commences hysterical laughter thusly devastating any sense of dignity said subject had before entering the stall followed by immediate egress with a great sense of joy at another's expense.

" I just pulled a dignity ditch on that guy from IT, I hope he didn't see my shoes!"

by Joshua Gibson November 29, 2007

ditchpig

An ugly, overweight female.

"My god, what a ditchpig"

by phil k April 22, 2005

Ditch Doctor

An EMT or Paramedic. They are the closest thing to a doctor you are going to find when you are lying in a ditch.

I was in bad shape from that crash until the ditch Doctor pulled me out of the car

by Michael Schock September 22, 2006

tongue shovel her stink ditch

The action of using one's tongue to root around in a smelly anus. The tongue usually accumulates butt fucking residue left behind from rigerous anal sex.

Dude, you tongue shovel her stink ditch after dippin in her basement last nite.

by Rusty McShakelfuckerd December 30, 2007

Ditch

A sexual sort of act that conjures up no real tangible images of sex, but is dirty nonetheless.

This is not to be confused with a sexual position of any sort and is no way sex, it is far more dirty.

That being said this is never used literally, only as a joke, nobody actually ever has or will ever 'ditch' you just talk about it.

"I think your face is pretty, wanna ditch?"
"I saw Emily ditching behind the library for cash."
"Wanna Ditch?"

by EngramAgility April 29, 2009