directional moron

someone who is bad with directions.

Bob can't find his way to the grocery store. He is a directional moron.

by Susurrus Waking May 1, 2022

Omni-directional 'Wha???'-ness

Feelings of confusion or disbelief when something is viewed or experienced from any possible angle. Often accompanied by rubbing and clearing of eyes with both hands.

Dude #1: Did you hear disgraced anti-gay gay Christian Ted Haggard made a cameo in a Christian sex comedy with the tagline "abstinence never felt so good"?

Dude #1's friend: That's omni-directional 'wha???'-ness

by TokyoPDX October 30, 2011

Every Direction

Every Direction is a hit band consisting of Peyton and Mimi. It's hits include "What Makes You Ratchet", "I Feel Ratchet", "Ratchet One More Time", “What Doesn’t Kill You Makes You Ratchet”, and "Give Your Ratchet a Break". There was another member. He was the band’s kazoo player but Peyton and Mimi left him at home while they were out shopping for leather jackets and when they came back he was GONE.

"Every Direction is so much better than One Direction."
"I know right? They're as hot as the blacktop in the summer in Texas."

by jimbobbyjonessmith October 18, 2012

One directionist

White girls between 7 and 12, have posters of them on their walls, and screams thief head off at a concert.

Think of it like a cult

My sister is such a One Directionist.

by IHATEPOOPJOKES July 12, 2018

One Direction

A group of four liars. We all love them but are extremely pissed that it has been almost 4 years since their hiatus started.

“One Direction lies to us.”

by Niallerismydad June 19, 2019

One Direction

A British boyband that doesn't know what an 18 month hiatus is.

Interviewer in 2015 When will One Direction comeback?

One Direction In 18 months

*3 years later*

One Direction *still hasn't come back but is winning awards*

Directioners One Direction maybe took a break but we didn't.

by Directioner Since 2010 June 30, 2019

Dingo Directions

when a person tells you to go left when they mean right

I got dingo directions. that person told me to right but I should have gone left

by navigator man November 21, 2019