designated decoy

The Designated decoy, is a person that remains sober but acts drunk, speeds, and swerves making the cops think that they are drunk. During this thoughtless act, which happens after closing, he/she gets the cops to follow him/her or pull them over allowing the real drunks to stumble away safely.

You guys owe me from being the last dd (Designated Decoy). Last time I got pulled over by the cops for an hour while they made me do every sobriety test known to man. At least everyone was able to swerve home safely!

by Derek Stout December 9, 2008

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Designated Bouffant

An area of high priority

'Meet me at the designated bouffant so we can karoke to Dolly Parton'

by Jo November 3, 2004

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Designer Doughnut

-Really expensive pastries with the designer of chefs signature over the doughnut/pastry using icing.
-To cum all over a females face while initialing ones initials.

-I bought these really expensive designer doughnuts for us today.
-I gave her a designer doughnut.

by Asvattha May 13, 2011

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designosaur

A graphic designer who is behind the times in learning the latest technology. An outmoded artist or designer on the way to being extinct.

"That art director can barely use a computer, he's such a designosaur."

by JayJay Jackson June 1, 2005

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Designated Dickfest

A Designated Dickfest is a location where there is always a poor ratio of guys to girls, (guys overpowering girls), and no matter how many parties are thrown there, it will never change

yo ive been going to JuJu's all week and its the same fucking bull shit, one bitch blowing everyone and no hot bitches, i declare it a Designated Dickfest

by Scoooooter August 23, 2008

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