Dallas Stars

A good team. Nobody really likes Dallas though, outside of Texas. They have terrible fans and located in one of the worst states in America.

Hockey fan: Shame the Dallas Stars are in Texas, otherwise I might like them. Wonder if George W. Bush is a Dallas Stars fan...

by bloodredrage February 28, 2011

Dallas Cowboys

A rubbish Football team, that can't play Football for any money. George W. Bushes chosen people. Everything bad about Football, making one pathetic team. I'm in shock that they could even defeat the Redskins once. When you insult the Redskins, you insult God. When you insult the Cowboys, you're complimenting a small child.

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by Mike B. Anderson January 12, 2008

dallas cowboys

A team that has a rightful place in NFL history. They are currently one of the best teams in the NFL, although they haven't won a playoff game since 1996. Our QB, Tony Romo, is second only to Tom Brady, and T.O. Has the second highest reception rate in NFL History.Most retards (Eagles and Redskin fans) make fun of us witchout realizing how much they suck them selves.

Carl: Cowboys suck!
Tom: Who do you like?
Carl: The Eagles
Tom: LOL! N00b team with one Superbowl win!
Carl: And Cowboys?
Tom: Dallas Cowboys are five time Superbowl Champions, asshole

by Tard-Hater November 7, 2008

Dallas Dip

Looking under a table at a dinner. Then sexually harassing someone so they will scoot over.

Ed: Dude scoot over.
Shane: No.
Ed: I'll Dallas Dip you.
Shane: *Scoots over*

by The box seeking revenge. April 21, 2011

Dallas Dumpster

Shitting inside of a sleeping bag.

If you go camping and get a little too fucked up:
e.g. "Thanks for the bag, bro, but I've Dallas Dumpster'd it."

by NastySauceRoss December 28, 2011

Dallas Cowboys

SUCK!! HAHAHA hey hey i got a joke.

Frankie.- "Hey Billy, how many dallas cowboys does it take to win a super bowl?"

Billy.- "I don't know how many?"

Frankie.- "Can't nobody remember!"

by dizstreetzjustwontleavemealone June 6, 2009

Dallas Cowboys

The most awesome football team ever. The people who call Dallas and their fans fags, homos, and the like are insecure about their own sexuality. They love to pick on the Cowboys and their fans, and when the Dallas fans do the same, they either: 1) make pathetic excuses 2) whine and/or complain. 3) start hating on them cause they're jealous
GO COWBOYS!!!!!!!

eagles fan: Ha the cowboys suck they are a bunch of fags/druggies/homos and their fans are too.

Cowboys fan: HOW many SuperBowls have the Eagles won?
EF: one.

CF: The Dallas Cowboys have FIVE. That's what I thought. When your team wins 5 SB's, then you can talk.

EF: *SNIFFLES* But, but,

CF: But what?
EF: you're a Faggot and all the other homos that are Cowboy fans. *sobbing as he runs away*
EF:

by COWBOYS & UGA BULLDOGS RULE!! June 9, 2009