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Business dick

Someone who is very successful in business, but at the same time is a massive dick because of it.
Ooj is always talking about how much money is company is making, he's such a business dick.
by yawn92 September 17, 2014
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ruler dick

Penis measuring 12" in length
Your girlfriend said I had a ruler dick
by LJBee August 7, 2017
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Chesse Dick

Someone who uses you and never loves you or cherishes you the way you deserve.
Shayne: Yeah fuck that guy
Courtney: He's a Chesse Dick
Kimmy: ...you said that last time. What does it even mean?
by Gayguywhosenotactuallygay September 9, 2019
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Dog Dick Afternoon

A spin-off cartoon from the classic film Dog Day Afternoon which stars a horny bankrobbing dog who humps all of the female hostages over the course of an afternoon.
You gotta see this crazy cartoon called Dog Dick Afternoon, it’s killer hilarious!
by Dr Bunnygirl September 10, 2019
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tom's small dick

The name of one who usually has no balls
"wow that's Tom's small dick"

"Tom tried masturbation but couldn't find his dick"
by 69dicklove69 June 18, 2014
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cocoa butter dick

A cocoa butter dick is a dick (normally colored) that is perfectly lubricated with cocoa butter on a regular basis to ensure the penis is not ashy. This is also known as CBD.
Ady: yo Pete, send her a dick pic!
Pete: naw dawg, it's not cocoa butter dick yet
by Dickpics February 21, 2015
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ball ball dick

The words one must utter while playing Call of Duty Black Ops | when the Trey arch logo appears on screen indicating a player must patiently wait an undefined amount of time for the game to progress.

The phrase describes the look of the Trey arch logo as it cycles repeatedly in its modified toroidal circular pattern to indicate something VERY important is happening in the background. The logo gives a player a visual prompt to utter an audible update to other players in their party to ensure they are made aware of a delay in game play.

It’s customary for players in a COD party to repeat, "Ball Ball Dick" over and over to ensure other party members can take appropriate action (e.g. crack open a beer, get more Cheetos, replace controller batteries, scratch one’s ass, etc.) The phrase is most effective in a sentence, "I'm being Ball Ball Dicked right now. Hopefully I can rejoin your party soon!"

For brevity, a TLA-version "BBD" can be used to provide faster conveyance of one’s status to other players and this approach is highly useful for out-of-band communication (e.g. text/SMS, Skype, smoke signals, etc.) when Xbox Live chat services are unavailable.

While the phrase refers to the wait-time in COD |, it can also be liberally used to describe other situations when one must wait an unknown amount of time (i.e. DMV; Proctologist’s office; While waiting for someone to finish taking a shit).
Son --- of --- a --- bitch!!!! I'm being BALL BALL DICKED again?!?!? Hopefully I can rejoin my goddam Call of Duty party soon! Damn you Treyarch....Damn you to Hell!
by Doug6ft3 July 13, 2016
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