DILF

DILF is an acronym for "Dad I'd Like to Fuck". This refers to a sexually attractive older guy who usually has kids. (Hence the "dad" part).

Sorren: Bro your dad is a total DILF!

Teyare: W- what?

Sorren: Dad I'd Like to Fuck.

Teyare: Don't say that!

Sorren: I'm not kidding! If he wasn't your dad I would TOTALLY screw him!

by WiltedRose February 17, 2020

Dilf

A daughter i’d like to fuck

Yo your a dilf not gonna lie 😋

by Ryancoombes07 May 26, 2020

DILF

Mr Ping, Po’s dad from Kung Fu Panda.

Person 1: Mr Ping would make a great leader of communist China
Person 2: Yeah, he’s a total DILF

by Glebcon June 25, 2020

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johnny suh

me: johnny from 181014 is totally a dilf
friend: i can't be more agree with you

by jaehyunbreathe October 2, 2020

DILF

A dad I’d like to f**k
See: Michael Sheen

Person A: Who’s the best dilf to ever exist on this planet?
Person B: Michael Sheen DEFINITELY! Have you seen his THIGHS? and his ASS? and his MAN TIDDIES!!!!!! amazing. showstopping. beautiful.

by greatpretcnder November 13, 2020

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andy barber

andy barber is a dilf

by TheCultCucer December 4, 2020

Dilfer

Someone who fucks dilfs

That dilfer's at it again with John, I hope his wife doesn't find out

Let's all have a dilfer party this saturday bring the chug glasses

by Turdrican January 18, 2021