cumshot sniper

The male ejaculates a projectile shaped drop of cum which hits the female on a weak spot (i.e. eye). In contrast to a common cumshot it requires solid aiming, the correct muzzle velocity and the right amount of jizz in order to create the perfect shot.

He was an amazing cumshot sniper and she was impressed by his aiming skills. Right in her left eye. They were laughing all night.

by EFIL4ZIFG July 8, 2022

Cumschach

A cumshot, stain, or wetspot in which a image can be seen (or projected) much like an ink blot used in a rorschach test.

I was a little grossed out (but also turned on) by that cumschach pic you sent. You were right--it does look like Bigfoot.

by Hammer Bonespiel July 9, 2022

CUMSISTANCE

The art of mazzing/wanking before bed in order to assist with falling asleep. Generally used when you:

-are too high/cooked
-are too frisky from sexting
-generally restless
-cant sleep

Scenario 1:"It's 4 am I just got home, probably gonna need a bit of cumsistance to help me sleep"

Scenario 2: "your noods have got me so frisky I think I'm gonna need a bit of cumsistance to get to sleep"

Scenario 3:
"Ugh I'm so tired but I can't sleep. Better have a maz/wank to help. Get that cumsistance passout"

by Dingopalace October 31, 2022

Cumsgiving

When you and your cousin get a little frisky with the thanksgiving turkey.

“Happy Cumsgiving cousin Caroline!”
“What’s that?”
“Take that thing out of the oven and I’ll show you”

by GQUINN2 November 1, 2022

Cumster

A monster that is made out of all of the semen you have ever ejaculated.

"Hey, honey, who is in the living room?"

"Sorry about him, its the cumster"

"SCRAT SCRUT GIVE ME YOUR NUT!"

by PabloOzuna3219487436543970632 February 15, 2023

canadian cumshot

This term is used when reffering to when a male drink 12 gallons of maple syrup and his sperm has a brown tint and his semen is ejaculated onto a females toe all while watching a hockey porn parody

Yo Jewish boy, did you know last night I Canadian cumshoted rachel

by Lightning mc’Chilling July 11, 2018

schrodingers cumsock

Someone who is absolutely and utterly used by those around them but never actually thinks about it. A Schrodingers cumsock is used similarly to a traditional cum sock. You nut in it, discard it and never look inside to see if there is actually any cum, you simply assume there is but will never truly know.

Oil Prince: I haven't felt the touch of a woman in ages. I've got this little rat to do all my bidding and delete messages to make me look good.

Supporter1: *At Gunpoint* Yes master of course...He is such an idiot...Truly schrodingers cumsock.

by The Big Prophet November 21, 2020