Literally the worst brand of vodka ever, purchased only by the very desperate. The bottles are thrown immediately into the ditch on the side of the road after being chugged, to such an extent that they will make up a major part of the fossil record in most rural areas. Like what meth would be if it were alcohol.
by Cathode Misfit October 27, 2017
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by Crystal Soul May 27, 2017
Get the crystal soul mug.1. An American country singer best known for her 1977 hit song, "Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue".
2. Rough or forcible anal penetration, resulting in bruising of the aforementioned chocolate starfish.
2. Rough or forcible anal penetration, resulting in bruising of the aforementioned chocolate starfish.
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by ninjaweiner April 15, 2012
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My aunt is always clam and zen, her house is full of crystal and incense and always bless me with positive energy. she is a bit cringe tho. She is a crystal mom.
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