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Crystal Mom

A middle age women who hold esoteric spiritual beliefs like new age, yin yan, tai chi, acupuncture, auras, druid, Hinduism(but she is born in america or europe), crystal healing, holistic medicine, ghost, quantum mysticism, etc. She seems zen and calm, but she talks to non believer with contempt and try to sell you crystals and essential oils. She is probably a fan of Spirit Science on YouTube. She probably believe in qanon and illuminati too.
My aunt is always clam and zen, her house is full of crystal and incense and always bless me with positive energy. she is a bit cringe tho. She is a crystal mom.
by coffecrispaddict August 21, 2023
mugGet the Crystal Mommug.

Ender crystal

Ender crystal is a minecraft most bigger explosion,very big than creeper or TNT.The Ender crystal can be found in The End demension.
Me:Hey look up,there are the last Ender Crystal.Lets destroy it!!!

Then we won that battle
by Tnt567 July 15, 2019
mugGet the Ender crystalmug.

booty crystals

When a male or female have had a bowel movement and not wiped properly. Creates a grainy texture and unpleasant smell.
Carla was in a hurry to get into bed with Earl and didn't wipe her ass well, so when Earl went down on her he got her booty crystals in his mouth.
by Girraffaelll69 June 16, 2015
mugGet the booty crystalsmug.

crystal Rose

The most kind individual that goes out of their way to make everyone happy but probably suffers from trauma. She did lend me $5 once.
Are you going to Crystal Rose's party? There will be all kinds of love and treats.
by Candyberry518 June 6, 2021
mugGet the crystal Rosemug.

crystal geyser

Shoving a water bottle, preferably crystal geyser, in a vagina and pouring the liquids out. Emptying the contents, squeezing the water out of them vagina.

*Caution: sparkling water hurts*
"Mary's pussy is so wet, I bet she crystal geysers"
by Baddabingo boy December 12, 2016
mugGet the crystal geysermug.

Crystal crib

Damn dude, the cops busted up my crystal crib
by ninjaweiner April 15, 2012
mugGet the Crystal cribmug.

Crystal palace

The best club in the world is Crystal palace
mugGet the Crystal palacemug.

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