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Crunchy Taco

A woman who has an aggressive, unfriendly, or "crunchy" personality.
Damn, that girl was a crunchy taco.
by mauna_lani August 13, 2010
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gupta crunch

the Predominantly favorite cereal of indians
man pranav sikka let me get some of that gupta crunch
by youngmoneyjosh April 8, 2010
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Cinnamon Toast Time Crunch

The act of eat cereal as a means of skipping the normal time it takes to prepare food. Frequent among college kids.
"Class is in 2 minutes? Time for a Cinnamon Toast Time Crunch!"
by Creative@College April 23, 2010
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crunchie

A female although brunette displays frequent bursts of typical blonde behaviour. Thus arises then comparison with the colour structure of a crunchie bar - brown outside and blonde within.
Jo - a brown haired girl - received a message from her mother telling her not to ring because she was under the dryer. On awakening to find this message, Jo promptly headed to the laundry where she observed that her mother was not under the clothes dryer, but at the hair dresser.

This is an example of a brunette displaying blonde behavioural characteristics.
by Edward August 16, 2003
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Crunchy-Bot

A street slang for the drug Gamma-hydroxybutyrate (GHB). Also known as Grievous Bodily Harm, G, and Liquid Ecstasy.

GHB has been increasingly involved in poisonings, overdoses and "date rapes." GHB and rohypnol have become notorious for their use in crimes, particularly rape. Colorless, odorless and tasteless, GHB can be slipped into drinks and cosumed without the victim having any clue. It causes sedation, often rendering the victim helpless. It also produces amnesia, making it very difficult to arrest and convict a perpetrator. GHB is cleared from the body relatively quickly, so it's sometimes difficult to detect in emergency rooms and other treatment facilities.

The drug is used predominantly by young adults, often when they attend nightclubs and raves. GHB is often manufactured in homes with recipes and ingredients found and purchased on the Internet. Because GHB is illegal and made by amateurs, samples vary in their strength and purity. Users simply cannot know how much they are getting. GHB is a central nervous system depressant that can relax or sedate the body and it is often used in combination with alcohol, making it highly toxic and even more dangerous. At higher doses it can slow breathing and heart rate to dangerous levels leading to coma, and sometimes death from respiratory arrest.
guy: yo man, last night I had some crazzyyy crunchy-bots, I was tripping at the club!

guy2: that's sick man!
by Adam Zie July 8, 2006
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crunch

v. crunched, crunch•ing, crunch•es
v. tr.
1. To crush, grind, or tread noisily while taking a Dump.
2. The act of taking a huge shit
3. Slang. To perform operations on; manipulate or process (numerical, mathematical or fecal data).

v. intr.
1. To move feces with a crushing sound.
2. To produce or emit a crushing sound during the act of shitting.

n.
1. A modified sit-up position having a smaller range of motion that reduces back strain and strengthens the abdominal muscles when pushing out shit.
I just took a huge crunch, it almost knocked down a wall in the bathroom.

I need to stop eating so much cheese, I haven't had a good crunch in weeks.
by CaptCrunch December 18, 2003
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Crunchatize

When a food item is prepared way too crunchy, toasted, or in any way too jagged for your mouth to handle. The result of eating anything crunchatized is akin to chewing bubble gum, if that bubble gum was made of razor blades and despair. The flurry of micro-lacerations are just bearable enough to foolishly finish the meal, but not enough to avoid regret and anguish for the rest of the day. Your mouth WILL sting, ache, and spite you for the rest of the day.

Avoid crunchatized edibles at all costs.
Cap'n: "Would you like your sandwich toasted?"
Me: "Just a little bit, don't crunchatize that shit! Not again... Never again..."
by D-Hern February 20, 2012
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